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    Drink waaaaay too much vodka
    Aggressive
    Yearn to be led by a strongman
    Secretive
    Ugly women

    Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the Japanese.

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    Love eating seafood
    Weird obsession with blood types
    Extremely oldschool and traditional
    Extremely futuristic and modern
    Harakiri

    Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the Canadians.

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    Never heard that about the Japanese and blood types. Do you have an example?

    As to Canadians:

    Unfailingly polite
    End every sentence with "eh"
    Love coffee and pastry
    Resent their neighbor to the south
    Have either a moose or a beaver in every third backyard

    Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the Chinese.

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    Loud eaters
    Macho men
    Rugged terrain
    Loves food
    Will fight

    Name stereotypes about the French

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    Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about the French.
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    rude
    dandies
    perfectionists with food
    obsessed with cheese
    nation of boozers

    Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about Ukraine.

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    Corrupt
    Radiation-obsessed
    Little fish, big pond
    Under the thumb of Uncle Joe
    Proud nationalists

    Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about adventurers

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    Wow. I had no idea - thanks!

    Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about adventurers

    fearless
    wear fedoras
    still use map and compass
    seldom bathe
    mostly male

    Name 5 stereotypes (accurate or not) about Brazilians.

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    They love waxes
    The men look like sissies
    Knows a lot about crushing poverty
    Probably pretty suntanned
    Knows better than to go on walkabout in the jungle

    List five facts (or lies) about veterans of foreign wars

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    Boast of their former glory
    Get fat and don't fit into their old uniforms
    Love seeing war movies
    Hate hippies and peaceniks
    Always politically conservative

    List five facts (or lies) about fishermen.

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    5 opinions about sport fisherman

    Not afraid to get their hands dirty
    Likes being outside
    Drink all the beer you want, just don't fuck up the lines
    Knows some good old folk tunes
    Doesn't mind sitting alone for long periods of time.

    List five facts or lies or factoids about commercial fishermen

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    Very hard-working
    Doesn't mind danger
    Rude and crude
    Bearded
    Usually wet

    List five facts (or lies) about cops.

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    Clean-cut
    Frustrated ex-enlisted military
    Inept at many things
    Inept at manly things
    Either fat or vain

    List 5 true things about any of the seven US uniformed services

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    Their superior officers rip their butts for uniform violations
    Strict pay-grades
    Each service thinks they're better than the rest
    Unarmed services are kind of dumb people who struggle with basic science
    Every service has a different standard of physical fitness

    There are five things or people in the world worse than you behind the wheel during an ice storm. List them.
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    A cocker spaniel
    A small pool of goo
    A toddler
    My sister
    Donald Trump

    Name five things you love about winter

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    Absence of heat
    Crisp air
    Food smells/tastes better
    Creativity seems to boost in winter (YMMV)
    Nicer light/shadow interplay.

    Name 5 former Australian Prime Ministers.

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    Chris Watson
    Robert Menzies
    Kevin Rudd
    John Howard
    Harold Holt

    Name five movies, out now or coming soon, that you hope to see

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    Whatever Tarantino does next
    " Nolan " "
    " Scorsese " "
    " Rodriguez " "
    Whatever stars Lenore Watkin

    There are five things you detest, that you occasionally, but feebly, do something about

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    Ingratitude - so I will sometimes say "You're welcome!" to people who don't say "Thank you"
    Hunger - so I give to a local food bank, and sometimes buy lunch for homeless people
    Historical ignorance - so I give speeches on historic topics to local groups
    People who don't vote - so I encourage them to do so, and suggest good candidates if they ask
    Bad candidates - so I sometimes donate to their opponents, and vote against them

    Name five things you hate about staying in the hospital

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    five things about being in the hospital

    Sassy staff
    Fatass nurses
    Slowass elevators
    Germs
    Seeing debilitated people

    [/b]Name five things that are A-OK about the hospital[/b]

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    World-class surgical skills
    Capable pain management
    Nice art on the walls
    Caring doctors and nurses
    Going home on time

    Name five Baroque composers

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    Bach (JS)
    Vivaldi
    Buxtehude
    Handel
    Scarlatti

    Name five good composers (of Western art music)

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    Huh. Never heard that phrase before, but I see this, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_music, so....

    Tchaikovsky
    Mahler
    Liszt
    Mascagni
    Brahms

    Name five historical injustices.

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    Racism
    Groupthink
    Government by committee
    Cruelty -- physical and mental
    Wanton harm

    Name five good things from history

    yes, I believe "Western Art music" is one of the preferred terms. It's about the easiest to say and to suppose to have been understood, and that's why I used it.

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    Heroes and heroines to emulate
    Come-from-behind victories that inspire
    The spread of liberty and democracy
    Better understanding of the world today
    Lots and lots of good books

    Name five mythical beasts.

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    Oh, jeez. OK.

    Chimeras
    Griffons (sp?)
    Goat-boys
    Meduas
    Hydras

    No, I'm not going to risk being a boob and trying to use the classical forms -- Mark Twain, etc etc

    List five good things you can see from where you are sitting right now

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    Picture of my son
    State flag pin
    "I Voted" sticker
    Obama-Biden campaign button
    Homemade apple pie for tonight

    Name five kinds of pie you would never, ever want to eat.

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    Stomach
    Eye
    Foot
    Bone
    Head

    Name five pretty good pies which don't include hair

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    Pumpkin
    Cherry
    Apple
    Pecan
    Blueberry

    Name five slang phrases for the female genitalia

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    Wow. I was really hoping I wouldn't have to be the one. Jeez, man. That's a hell of a question.

    Bacon strips
    Hair pie
    Vag
    Holiest of holies
    Slit

    Getting back on track (you fucking pervert!)

    Name five words you associate with the Rockwellian (Norman, not Lew) Thanksgiving Dinner

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    http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...89-375-479.jpg

    turkey
    smiles
    hungry
    grandparents
    family

    Name five things you need to do this week

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    Yet another ball-busting suggestion. There are five things I need to (or should have already done) today, you mug!

    OK, fine.

    Register for classes
    Practice some fairly-sophisticated recursion techniques (albeit for elementary data structures)
    Write a letter with EXACTLY the right tone (a mixture of disguised contempt and polite deference)
    Clean all the beer bottles and empty wine boxes out of my apartment
    Find out where a FedEx drop off site is convenient to me and box and ship a bricked box under warranty).

    Name five unpleasant tasks you need (or maybe want) to do this week.

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    listen to a forever-griping colleague
    pick up a birthday cake for another colleague
    sweep up nails from our neighbor's re-roofing project (long story)
    walk the dog yet again
    clean up cat poop

    Name five songs that always make you smile (with YouTube links)

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    Look, man, this doesn't work b/c youtube isn't hip anymore.

    So, for the sake of argument, my choices (last minute) were:

    Dr John "Stagolee"
    Grant Green "Idle Moments"
    Brendel playing Beethoven's Op. 126 Bagatelles
    mcDuff playing "Sunny"
    Gould playing the I of Bach's e-minor Partita for piano.

    List five music performances that should be deleted from the catalog

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    Abandon all musical hope, ye who listen here:







    List five sights that always make you smile.

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    Sacre' Coeur
    Midtown manhattan
    rolling hills full of wheat (or whatever)
    a nice (insert preferred gender) ass
    a tall glass of beer when my present one is done.

    List five people who make you smile

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    Obviously my wife and sons, but I'll go with people you know of:

    Steve Martin
    Mike Birbiglia
    Steven Wright
    Eddie Murphy
    Bill Murray

    List five people who make you frown.

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    Tim Robbins
    Bob Hope
    Joel or Ethan Coen
    Stanley Kubrick
    Serio-comedy person

    Name five landmarks in the world you will not see

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    The huge creepy hotel in Pyongyang
    Castro's presidential palace in Havana
    The Taj Mahal
    North Pole
    South Pole

    Name five year-end holiday customs you have

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    I don't know.

    Spend xmas eve with close family.
    Party like it's 1999 (in my mind)
    Curse bitterly secular xmas music (except Guaraldi's)
    Avoid crowded places, like malls, including the televised mall that is television "specials"
    Dress in muted, wintery tones

    Name five good things about xmas that don't relate to family
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    Eggnog
    Christmas music
    Cheerier crowds
    Presents from friends
    The good news of Jesus's birth

    Name five things you look forward to in the New Year

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    Budgeting my money better
    World peace
    The marginalization of pop culture
    Continuing to keep in touch with old friends
    Becoming as cold and indifferent and cynical to as many more things as possible

    List them: fashion tips for the New Year

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    No socks with sandals
    No dark socks with shorts
    No dickies, ever
    No Spandex on anyone over age 20
    Now mandatory for all men: Bow Tie Fridays!

    Five rules for your perfect world

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    Sensible footwear (which does not include exposing your disgusting toenail habits and foul blisters to the world, such as those who fail to wear sandals acceptably in public)
    Fuck the color of the socks. They're either good socks or they aren't.
    Dickies for a dick -- Levis for a Levi.
    No spandex in public, anywhere, except a beach salon.
    Bow tie this, motherhonker.

    Five non-fashion rules for good world
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    Treat others as you wish to be treated.
    Obey the law; strive to change bad laws.
    Be an informed voter.
    Volunteer in some capacity to help others.
    Give generously to the charities of your choice.

    Five things you wouldn't mind getting for Christmas (or a similar holiday).

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    a NEWWWWWW CARRRRR! (that I can sell)
    eidetic memory
    a shitload of money
    no taxes
    world peace

    There are five things that don't suck about your average reasonable person. List them, in order of goodness.

    eta eggnog is gross, dude. have a glass of whiskey and an omelette. qed
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    Unlikely to commit murder
    Loves his or her kids
    Will help others if it's not too inconvenient
    Votes at least in major elections
    Obeys most traffic laws

    (Eggnog with rum and a sprinkling of nutmeg is one of the zillion or so best things about Christmas. Don't you judge me!)

    Name five things within arm's reach of you right now.

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    Cell phone.
    Coffee thermos.
    Chromebook.
    Coat
    Cellophane bag of pipe tobacco.

    List five unfortunate side effects of cellular society

    forgot eggnog was a rum drink -- OK, maybe that's the only way make rum as delicious as whiskey (or however you spell it).
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    Shorter attention span
    Rudeness
    Superficiality
    Shouting in elevators
    Obligatory scene in all contemporary horror movies to show that the star can't get a signal

    List five horror movies you've seen.

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    The Innocents
    Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me
    The Exorcist
    Exorcist: The Beginning
    Dominion Prequel to The Exorcist

    LIst five bad movies you have seen

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