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    Default An animated Chick Tract

    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    I think Billy Joe has a wasting disease of some sort.

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    Welp, I managed about two minutes of that.

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    I managed to make it all the way through, but it was pretty painful. That particular brand of masochistic Christianity always makes me wonder if they even paid attention to that Jesus guy in the Bible.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    I like how Duke is animated but things like that actually make me question Christianity far more than if I were left not thinking about its obviously nonsensicality.

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    In other news we still have our santa hats on.

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    Jack Chick was shat from the ass of the underworld. Just sayin'.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Jack Chick: Making atheism look good.

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    Chick Tracts: The opposite of witnessing.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Every time I read a Chick Tract, afterwards I have to make sure my faith didn't die.

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    I'm amused that the Christian is physically threatening.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Quote Originally posted by Peeta Mellark View post
    Every time I read a Chick Tract, afterwards I have to make sure my faith didn't die.
    That's why I say the man was shat from the ass of the underworld. I feel bad for rolling my eyes, but really....
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    I have a friend who looks like the Christian muscle man in that film minus the muscles.

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    Quote Originally posted by The Original An Gadaí View post
    I have a friend who looks like the Christian muscle man in that film minus the muscles.
    Does he walk like that, too?

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    Now that I'm thinking about it, most of the biggest (like, tall and broad, not fat) guys I know are Christians.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Well, demon blood made Sam grow up big and strong. Perhaps Christianity does the same thing.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Well, we do drink symbolic Jesus blood....
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    *Ahem*
    Posers
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    I was waiting for the punchline that never came
    Lightly Seared On The Reality Grill

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    *Ahem*
    Posers
    Yeah, yeah....
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Am I wrong, or did the cook have a Hitler moustache?

    So, Duke is a Southern redneck trucker who's never heard the basic precepts of Christianity. I guess that could happen.

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    In the Chick-iverse, there are millions of people who don't even know what this...Bible...thing is.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    In the Chick-iverse, there are millions of people who don't even know what this...Bible...thing is.
    And, happiness and success put you on the bullet train to Hell.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Well, then, consider me saved as fuck.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    In the Chick-iverse, there are millions of people who don't even know what this...Bible...thing is.
    But when someone finally tells them about it, they are 100% guaranteed to lap it up without engaging any critical thinking skills whatsoever.

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    Quote Originally posted by Hatshepsut View post
    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    In the Chick-iverse, there are millions of people who don't even know what this...Bible...thing is.
    But when someone finally tells them about it, they are 100% guaranteed to lap it up without engaging any critical thinking skills whatsoever.
    This may have something to do with the fact that no one in the Chick-iverse has any critical thinking skills whatsoever.

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