So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I think Billy Joe has a wasting disease of some sort.
Welp, I managed about two minutes of that.
I managed to make it all the way through, but it was pretty painful. That particular brand of masochistic Christianity always makes me wonder if they even paid attention to that Jesus guy in the Bible.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I like how Duke is animated but things like that actually make me question Christianity far more than if I were left not thinking about its obviously nonsensicality.
In other news we still have our santa hats on.
Jack Chick was shat from the ass of the underworld. Just sayin'.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Chick Tracts: The opposite of witnessing.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Every time I read a Chick Tract, afterwards I have to make sure my faith didn't die.
I'm amused that the Christian is physically threatening.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I have a friend who looks like the Christian muscle man in that film minus the muscles.
Now that I'm thinking about it, most of the biggest (like, tall and broad, not fat) guys I know are Christians.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
Well, demon blood made Sam grow up big and strong. Perhaps Christianity does the same thing.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Well, we do drink symbolic Jesus blood....
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
*Ahem*
Posers
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
I was waiting for the punchline that never came
Lightly Seared On The Reality Grill
Am I wrong, or did the cook have a Hitler moustache?
So, Duke is a Southern redneck trucker who's never heard the basic precepts of Christianity. I guess that could happen.
In the Chick-iverse, there are millions of people who don't even know what this...Bible...thing is.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Well, then, consider me saved as fuck.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.