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    Oh no, I was feeling homesick so I brought a drift or two with me from Minnesota. I turned your AC on to keep it from melting, if that's ok.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    You're running my AC outside? Interesting.

    *Paging Nurse Ratched*

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    LOOK, WE ARE FIGHTING HERE.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Psst, Sticks, there's no-one here. We all went down the street for a BBQ. That's a mirror you're talking to.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    What a laem fight.

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    I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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    look, i'm too sore to come up with something so assume something rude about all your respective mothers.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    How many mothers do I have?

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    How many do you want?
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    A million.

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    Sorry, out of stock, but you can have this empty altoids case.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    This is not a mother replacement.

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    Are you sure? I feel it provides relatively the same service.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    *waits for the board parents to attack Sticks*
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    No, no, I'm a parent, and that's about right. No offense taken.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    No, no, I'm a parent, and that's about right. No offense taken.
    Wait, you agree you're only the equal of a "empty altoids case"?

    I don't know Sarah, I'll take offense on your behalf and all the other mothers on the board and off the board.

    You hear that Sticks? The Shit be on!

    You're going down. Fisticuffs at 3pm out in front of the tavern. Queensberry-Rules of course.

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    I think you guys should have a dance off.

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    The Shit be on!
    Awwww yeeeaaaah.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    No, no, I'm a parent, and that's about right. No offense taken.
    Wait, you agree you're only the equal of a "empty altoids case"?
    Well, I kinda feel like one sometimes.

    I don't know Sarah, I'll take offense on your behalf and all the other mothers on the board and off the board.

    You hear that Sticks? The Shit be on!

    You're going down. Fisticuffs at 3pm out in front of the tavern. Queensberry-Rules of course.
    OK, you've worked me up into a sufficient lather. THE MOMMY MONSTER'S COMING TO GET STICKS HE BETTER WATCH OUR RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!

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    PARENTS VERSUS COLLEGE STUDENTS! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    (Jim is Kirk, of course.)
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Oh, Jesus, I break up eleventy fights a day between a 3-year-old and a 6-year-old. Inner Stickler doesn't have a prayer in the world.

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    Quote Originally posted by Orual View post
    I think you guys should have a dance off.
    Only if it is the Time Warp ... ... ... with Knives.
    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post

    (Jim is Kirk, of course.)
    Well if I am Kirk then surely I am winning but did I rip yet another shirt? (can't see the video, must be the raeg)

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    Well if I am Kirk then surely I am winning but did I rip yet another shirt? (can't see the video, must be the raeg)
    Well, of course. It looks like he has the advantage as well. But don't worry! Sarah is McCoy and she'll trick Sticks into thinking you're dead.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    BRING IT

    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    First I Adblock your image and then I begin. Apologize now you sniveling little worm, you complete waste of organic carbon.
    Last edited by What Exit?; 19 Jan 2011 at 07:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    First I misspell your and then I begin by surrendering.
    FTFY
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Clearly you're mistaken again.

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    Uh huh. That last edited will be as a blazing beacon of your ineptitude until the very rocks of the earth fall in on themselves.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    That last edited will be as a blazing beacon of your ineptitude until the very rocks of the earth fall in on themselves.
    That last edited what?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Well if you were not the type of bloke to misquote people you might actually have some proof.

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    Proof? I know and you know. Other people knowing is nice but not necessary.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    You are clearly one that has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

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    STOP FIGHTING IN MY FIGHT THREAD

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    You gave up your rights to this thread.

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    Man if you're going to run away that easily, I would have saved my B level insults for another day.

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    Jim, you are a B level insult.














































    Come on Jim, we need something!

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    guise I made crackers. They're pretty darn tasty.

    AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY






    assholes
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    I made crumpets from scratch.

    YEAH BITCHES THAT'S RIGHT
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    I made french toast. And I'm making pulled pork sandwiches for lunch. Beat that.
    Last edited by Sarahfeena; 23 Jan 2011 at 02:08 PM.

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    *whacks the crap out of it.*
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    guise I made crackers. They're pretty darn tasty.

    AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY






    assholes
    Crackers? WTF would I want crackers for?! I'm not a fucking parrot! Open your beady little eyes a bit more, freak.

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    Crackers are so delicious with some cheese or dipped in soup. If you can't understand the magic and majesty of the cracker, well, then we have nothing to talk about.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Who you callin' Cracker? BITCH
    Last edited by Glazer; 23 Jan 2011 at 04:41 PM.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Glazer... I think that skanky ho just called you a cracker!

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    I resemble that remark.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    All the fightingness is fizzling. FIZZLING!!!

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    I'm hungry.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Seriously, you guys, these crackers are awesome, especially with the parmesan garlic infused olive oil I found.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    STICKY STOP MAKING ME WANT YOUR FOOD.

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