Oh no, I was feeling homesick so I brought a drift or two with me from Minnesota. I turned your AC on to keep it from melting, if that's ok.
Oh no, I was feeling homesick so I brought a drift or two with me from Minnesota. I turned your AC on to keep it from melting, if that's ok.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
You're running my AC outside? Interesting.
*Paging Nurse Ratched*
LOOK, WE ARE FIGHTING HERE.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Psst, Sticks, there's no-one here. We all went down the street for a BBQ. That's a mirror you're talking to.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
look, i'm too sore to come up with something so assume something rude about all your respective mothers.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
How many do you want?
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Sorry, out of stock, but you can have this empty altoids case.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Are you sure? I feel it provides relatively the same service.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
*waits for the board parents to attack Sticks*
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
No, no, I'm a parent, and that's about right. No offense taken.
Wait, you agree you're only the equal of a "empty altoids case"?
I don't know Sarah, I'll take offense on your behalf and all the other mothers on the board and off the board.
You hear that Sticks? The Shit be on!
You're going down. Fisticuffs at 3pm out in front of the tavern. Queensberry-Rules of course.
I think you guys should have a dance off.
Well, I kinda feel like one sometimes.
OK, you've worked me up into a sufficient lather. THE MOMMY MONSTER'S COMING TO GET STICKS HE BETTER WATCH OUR RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!I don't know Sarah, I'll take offense on your behalf and all the other mothers on the board and off the board.
You hear that Sticks? The Shit be on!
You're going down. Fisticuffs at 3pm out in front of the tavern. Queensberry-Rules of course.
PARENTS VERSUS COLLEGE STUDENTS! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
(Jim is Kirk, of course.)
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Oh, Jesus, I break up eleventy fights a day between a 3-year-old and a 6-year-old. Inner Stickler doesn't have a prayer in the world.
BRING IT
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
First I Adblock your image and then I begin. Apologize now you sniveling little worm, you complete waste of organic carbon.
Last edited by What Exit?; 19 Jan 2011 at 06:54 PM.
Clearly you're mistaken again.
Uh huh. That last edited will be as a blazing beacon of your ineptitude until the very rocks of the earth fall in on themselves.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Well if you were not the type of bloke to misquote people you might actually have some proof.
Proof? I know and you know. Other people knowing is nice but not necessary.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
You are clearly one that has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
You gave up your rights to this thread.
Man if you're going to run away that easily, I would have saved my B level insults for another day.
Jim, you are a B level insult.
Come on Jim, we need something!
guise I made crackers. They're pretty darn tasty.
AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY
assholes
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
I made crumpets from scratch.
YEAH BITCHES THAT'S RIGHT
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I made french toast. And I'm making pulled pork sandwiches for lunch. Beat that.
Last edited by Sarahfeena; 23 Jan 2011 at 01:08 PM.
*whacks the crap out of it.*
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Crackers are so delicious with some cheese or dipped in soup. If you can't understand the magic and majesty of the cracker, well, then we have nothing to talk about.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Who you callin' Cracker? BITCH
Last edited by Glazer; 23 Jan 2011 at 03:41 PM.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
Glazer... I think that skanky ho just called you a cracker!
I resemble that remark.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
All the fightingness is fizzling. FIZZLING!!!
I'm hungry.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Seriously, you guys, these crackers are awesome, especially with the parmesan garlic infused olive oil I found.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
STICKY STOP MAKING ME WANT YOUR FOOD.