*pokes fach*
*pokes fach*
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
:gets ringside seat:
I SAID I WASN'T GOOD AT FIGHTING YOU, YOU, MINNESOTAN
Lean to the left
Lean to the right
Stand up, sit down...
Pass the popcorn please
:: points and laughs ::
We can't do anything right.
Also, I'm stealing your candycane.
:gets bored and wanders off:
Second Worst Fight Ever.
My popcorn has gone stale waiting for this fight to heat up. What a pair of pussies :shakes head:
Did anybody honestly think this would go any differently?
*RIgs a bucket of water to fall on fach's head the next time he opens the thread.*
Ohhhh FAAAAAA-aaaaach!
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
I was at least hoping for some fisticuffs.
Well, these always seem to go so well elsewhere. Let me see here...
Circumcision is EVIL. And people who let their cats outside are GOING TO HELL. And...and...eh. I can't do it.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I really don't mind if people wear their shoes in my house, and I kind of expect others to feel the same. So there.
OMG
I won't make you take your shoes off but I'll be antsy the whole time you're in the house. No me gusta dirty shoes.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
I'm not circumcised, and have never has problems due to having a foreskin. If anything, I suspect it might be a bit better having a foreskin.
DANG IT
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
*opens a Diet 7-up, waits for something to happen*
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
*swaps Oliveloaf's Diet 7-Up for a Dr. Pepper*
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
*switches out the room's soundtrack cd to Miley Cyrus Sings the Celine Dion Songbook*
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
:: Looks into the thread, hears the music, is appalled, and quickly ducks back out again without saying a word ::
*sneaks up behind elendil's heir with a pair of headphones*
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
*swaps everyone's coffee for decaf*
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Noooooo. *snore*
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
That's ok, I always irish my coffee up a bit!
*rummages around in Fach's liquor cabinet* Hey, where's the good stuff!?
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
*goes into caffiene-withdrawal-induced hyper-rage*
*starts chasing everyone with an axe*
You put Scotch in COFFEE???!!!
What kind of a monster ARE YOU?
Actually, scratch the coffee, I'm just gonna finish off fach's maker's mark. Anyone got any coke?
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
You put Coke in that Maker's Mark and I will smack you silly with a tire iron, young man.
You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't tug the mask off the old Lone Ranger. And you don't mess with Maker's Mark.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
*tips the coke bottle over the bourbon*
Iiiit's going to drii-iip!
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Put down the coke bottle and back slowly away. This is loaded, and I will fire.
Don't think just because they're Nerf darts they won't hurt.
Hey man, calm down. We're all friends here.
Oh, ps. I was looking for some sweet jams to put on your stereo but all I could find was this foreign language shit so I dumped it outside in the snow.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Snow? I think you have the wrong house, dude.