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    Default MILFs [NSFW]


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    This thread went downhill FAST.

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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    i forgot to put NSFW in the title. i think that's why the phail. ah well.


    ETA: that was before Zuul's contribution. That's what I was after!
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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    C'mon, are we really limited to "MILFS" that look like Playboy models plus five years?
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Now, this is a MILF



    It's not about not looking older, it's about looking older well.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Older...

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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Found this ready-made Ubuntu wallpaper a few moments ago

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    I respectfully submit that Helen Mirren can't be a MILF or GILF etc. as she has no sprogs.

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    As far as that goes, Kathrine Jenkins hasn't either, although Sienna Guillory does have twins.

    HM is a WILF?
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    How about we not worry about whether someone has had kids or not and just enjoy fully mature pretty ladies?
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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    How about we not worry about whether someone has had kids or not and just enjoy fully mature pretty ladies?
    Yes, more babes in their Forties and Fifties.
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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    The comments with the pics are almost as interesting as the pics themselves. Cool!

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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Sofia Vergara, from Modern Family. The quintessential MILF.
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    Juliet Anderson, who was kind of the queen of MILF porn before there was such a thing as MILF porn.

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    Of course, Kate Winslet and Rachel Weisz are no slouches as MILFs, either.

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    A nice combination of fantasies:


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    Mary Steenburgen is rapidly approaching sixty and remains stunningly beautiful:



    And look at those legs:

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    ^ Isn't she just !
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    I'm all about the Mary Steen.

    She was especially hot in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
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    She was. Have you seen Life as a House? She was gorgeous in that one.
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    'Let's post pics of sprogless chicks in a thread called MILFs!' Classic
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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Rube, who is that lady in post #30? Nom.

    I think this picture, might not be all that recent, but.. close enough. She still looks good. I have always had a thing for Belinda:


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    Also, Vanessa Marcil:


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    Quote Originally posted by Taumpy View post
    I think this picture, might not be all that recent, but.. close enough. She still looks good. I have always had a thing for Belinda:
    I approve. Belinda Carlisle and Susanna Hoffs, between them, were pretty much my entire personal sexual awakening.

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    Quote Originally posted by Taumpy View post
    Rube, who is that lady in post #30? Nom.

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    Mary-Louise Parker who is an improbable combination, it always seems to me: A good actor, very smart, and a great sport about taking off her clothes for the camera.

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    'Let's post pics of sprogless chicks in a thread called MILFs!' Classic
    I don't know; the alternative would be :


    Is she even legal yet?

    My posting of this picture is not intended as an endorsement of who I would or would not LF.

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that Ms. Parker used bread flour for a pie crust?

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    [QUOTE=parzival;204924]
    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post

    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that Ms. Parker used bread flour for a pie crust?
    Is anyone else bothered by the fact that the type of flour was even noticed? Especially when the pie is just going to be smeared all over...

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    I don't think Bai Ling has children, but her age is right for MILF, so what the heck:


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    Monica Bellucci is a mother, in her 40s, and insanely gorgeous.


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    Ah, yes, Monica Bellucci.
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    Well, obviously Monica. Duh.

    But consider Anne Archer, 63 and still hot:


    And two Twin Peaks alums - Madchen Amick, 40:


    Sherlilynn Fenn, 46:

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    Thinking of Madchen Amick and Sherilynn Fenn as MILFs makes me feel very old indeed.

    In that same spirit, there's Ginger Lynn:


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