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    Gillian Anderson, 42:



    Sharon Stone, 53:



    Bonnie Bedelia, 63:

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    I'll see all your MILFs and raise you, Isabella Rossellini.



    Additionally, she's started doing pornos!

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    This Onion piece about Catherine Zeta-Jones inspired me to post a picture of her in this thread.


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    Lightly Seared On The Reality Grill

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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Quote Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday View post
    This is pretty great. The glasses kill.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Dude, I HATE her.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf View post
    Dude, I HATE her.
    But would you "F" her?

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    No. Clouded by hate.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf View post
    No. Clouded by hate.
    Not even a grudge fuck?
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    No way.

    She's nasty. She describes herself as "sexual," which suggests to me a lack of confidence in her own beauty. She's vindictive, has a nasty voice, and looks a little like she has bad breath. I am also sure she's a smoker. Also, I hate her.
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    But how do you REALLY feel about her?

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    Quote Originally posted by Elendil's Heir View post
    But how do you REALLY feel about her?
    I dislike her.
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    Oh, and she has inexcusably flabby arms for someone playing the cougar card.
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    This is the Food Network Star contestant to get worked up about:



    Not that bitchy flabby armed rag mat Penny.
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    Amanda Peet. Good actress; hottie; mom; intelligent pro-vaccination spokeswoman.


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    Pro-vaccination warms the cockles of my heart.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Pro-vaccination warms the cockles of my heart.
    Mine too. And Amanda Peet warms me in general.

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    As of a few weeks ago, Natalie Portman is now officially a MILF!


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    Natalie Portman's a MILF?

    Well, by all means, let's celebrate her middle-aged beauty:


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    Quote Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday View post
    Natalie Portman's a MILF?....
    Yes, it's true: http://www.people.com/people/article...498509,00.html

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