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    We have a chat bot that elmwood had programmed some responses into last year, but when we were having chat lag problems we had to turn off all the bells and whistles. Since that isn't a problem anymore and there was a request, I figured I could turn it back on.

    It's a very simple bot. I'd love to have something more interactive, but as it is now the one that comes with our chat software can only respond to exact phrases rather than keywords.

    Are there any common (or uncommon) phrases that people would like to see responses to?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Some nice response to the word Vegemite?

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    Maybe, a bot that says "Run away! Run away!" whenever someone says "Hello"?
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    "This place is dead" -> "I'm not dead yet!"

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    Dick Cheney = Have <Calm Aunt Roal> :shudder: in fear

    anyone home = Just us mice

    hello? = What's the question?

    Anyone about = Maybe

    ttfn = Farewell <username> Til we meet again.

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    If only I could work out how to enable/disable the bot from the chat window
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Quote Originally posted by CatInASuit View post
    If only I could work out how to enable/disable the bot from the chat window
    Why?
    Is it annoying?

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    Vote Yes = For God's sake, John, sit down!

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    Quote Originally posted by CatInASuit View post
    If only I could work out how to enable/disable the bot from the chat window
    Since it's now attached to a normal account it should be possible to put it on ignore, right?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    Quote Originally posted by CatInASuit View post
    If only I could work out how to enable/disable the bot from the chat window
    Since it's now attached to a normal account it should be possible to put it on ignore, right?
    Apparently, Calm Aunt Roal is more insidious than that.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Hmmm. That's obnoxious, then.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    I put Roal on ignore. Bliss.

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    omg, how long has CIAS's avatar been scuzzy?!
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    omg, how long has CIAS's avatar been scuzzy?!
    About a week or so, I was wondering if anyone would notice or even recognise it
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    wot iz a scuzzy?

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    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    So it's a robotic, cat-type thing. Gotcha.

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    I put Roal on ignore. Bliss.
    That doesn't work for me.

    See kids this is why you don't become an admin, you can't ignore Auntie.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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