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    Default EMBRACE THE LAEMNESS!!!

    It's strange how people keep coming to this board (and not contributing very much) then complaining about how dead/boring the place is. Several of us regular Mellos take perverse pride in the 'lameness' of this board. If our quirky twist of lame doesn't appeal to you, there are many, many messageboards/chatrooms out there to criticise. And welcome!

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    Excellent idea! I suggest an ad campaign.

    Mello! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'. Say it again!

    This ain't your father's message board. (Because your father's message board is more active.)

    We're like the slow little brother you always wanted.

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    I love mello-is-lame slogans. Can anyone else come up with good ones?

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    We could have a function where, every time you mouse over the word Mello, it makes a 'duuuuuuuhhhhhhhh' sound?

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    It's strange how people keep coming to this board (and not contributing very much) then complaining about how dead/boring the place is. Several of us regular Mellos take perverse pride in the 'lameness' of this board. If our quirky twist of lame doesn't appeal to you, there are many, many messageboards/chatrooms out there to criticise. And welcome!
    Feel the Tepid!
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    We could have a function where, every time you mouse over the word Mello, it makes a 'duuuuuuuhhhhhhhh' sound?
    That might be too annoying, but we could probably do a style where the header graphic changes randomly, displaying different insulting taglines.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    "Mello: Nothing to get too worked up about."
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Mellophant: Pathetic, yet proud.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    "Were pacing ourselves."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "You have to walk before you run, and at Mellophant, we're not too keen on running."
    Last edited by Oliveloaf; 29 Dec 2010 at 09:08 PM.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    I think it was Rube who came up with "consistently lame since 2009."

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    "Conserving our own energy since 2009."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Striving for indifference."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "The place where threads go to die."
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    "Yes we should."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Home of the high-potential underachiever."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "All the drama of a big board, but at a fraction of the size."
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    "The place where one-trick ponies get a second, and third, chance."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf View post
    "Home of the high-potential underachiever."
    Something Olive is sadly well acquainted with!

    How about Mellophant: We suck.
    Last edited by Sarahfeena; 29 Dec 2010 at 09:13 PM.

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    "Answering the question, "What if Kato Kaelin was a message board?"
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    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    What's Glazer's sig? "Welcome to Mellophant. We started with nothing and we still have most of it left."
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    ah yes, I lol every time I see Glazer's sig.

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    "Half-hearted and wholly unenthused."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Mello, as in "Meh."
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    "A loose gathering of the noncommittal."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Committed to a tradition of tragic lethargy."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Home to the faint of spirit and slow to action."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Powered by Bland."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "If you post more than once a day, you'll be a legend here."
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Does anyone else feel like Oliveloaf is a little overly invested in this game?

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Does anyone else feel like Oliveloaf is a little overly invested in this game?
    Umm, what are you getting at?
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    "Profoundly sluggish, yet sluggishly profound."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Because, eventually is soon enough."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Driven to consider action."
    Last edited by Oliveloaf; 29 Dec 2010 at 09:26 PM.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    "It's like Cheers. And everyone is Norm."
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    "Mellophant: Because sloth isn't a deadly sin online."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf View post
    "Mellophant: Because sloth isn't a deadly sin online."
    That's a good one.

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    "Home of the digital couch potato."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Mellophant: Because low-hanging fruit is still fruit."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Mellophant: Fueled by tears and shame."
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    "Like dancing with a manatee on Vicodin."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Vaporware for the thinker."
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    Wait, we're supposed to POST?!?
    Last edited by Sarahfeena; 29 Dec 2010 at 09:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally posted by Orual View post
    Wait, we're supposed to POST?!?
    No hurry.
    Last edited by Sarahfeena; 29 Dec 2010 at 09:54 PM.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    "Mello: When the best is too much."
    "Mello: The Boones Farm of forums."
    "Mello: Because your mother wasn't the only one drinking while pregnant."
    "Mello: Apathy in Motion"

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    Mello: We're all lurking!
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    "Mellophant: We're not unpopular. We're underground."
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Mellophant: So exclusive, not even our members can post.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Mello: They say there's a fine line between clever and stupid, and we're with stupid.

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    Mello: because there are only five words between "lame" and "cool", and those five words are: came, come, core, corn, coon.

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