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    Default Christmas Cheesecake (or beefcake) NSFW

    Cause hey, why not.


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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Chloe up there would make a heckuva stocking stuffer.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    Yes, she would. I do enjoy a busty brunette.
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    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    I looked at Chloe and the first thing I thought was "Gosh, that brassiere must be uncomfortable." I even said brassiere.

    [IMG]http: // www. bdsmromance .com/male-masochist-slave/male-slave-christmas-bondage-gay-man-gagged-as-present.jpg[/IMG]
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    Quote Originally posted by RabbitMage View post
    I looked at Chloe and the first thing I thought was "Gosh, that brassiere must be uncomfortable." I even said brassiere.
    Depending on the fabric, it could be fine. That said, if it's comfortable, it's giving her very little actual support. Might be a functional reason for the way she's holding her skirt.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    I do believe her hand might be giving more support than the material. I am sure with such bounty she has little trouble finding some extra hands, though.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I do believe her hand might be giving more support than the material. I am sure with such bounty she has little trouble finding some extra hands, though.
    Can I volunteer?
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Is that a Kinkade painting up there?
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    Looks like it. Honestly, I wasn't paying much attention to the background.


    Edit: Hold the phone, Ethel, I just came up with a great marketing idea.
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    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Oh, now I know the way to make my sister's Kinkade collection tolerable...
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    To increase the value of your sister's Kinkade collection, you will need a stack of nudie magazines, a pair of scissors and a glue stick. Now, let the crafting begin!
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Should I put glitter on the nudes? It seems like the most authentic choice.
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    Glitter is mandatory on nudes, be they male or female.
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    Mmm.
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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    One more can't hurt....


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    It can if it starts to chafe.

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    How did I miss this thread until now?
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Well, 'tis the season again.


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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Deck the halls...!


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    Hmm, some awesome pictures in here

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