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    Default I don't think I can be your friend anymore.

    Okay, you three, look. I was happy when you found a place to live. It seemed iffy to me because you two don't have any source of income, but Kelly's got a job and seemed cool paying for you, okay. Apartment's a little ghetto, sure, but it's yours and you love it and I was happy for you.

    Finding out you're hiding three cats in your no-pets apartment kind of cheesed me off. I know you like them and all, but really?

    Finding out the two of you are trying to have a goddamn baby right now? No. I really couldn't get behind that. You're 19 and 21, living off the good graces of a friend. You have no jobs, no insurance, nothing. I'd understand if it was accidental, but you're actively trying to get knocked up and no. This is a bad idea.

    And then tonight you got a puppy as a gift for Kelly.

    You are stupid, and Kelly is an enabler, and no thank you.

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    Wow, your friends kinda of suck. I bet they use a lot of butter and never buy any.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    I bet they do. Jerks.

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    Kelly is a time bomb. Sooner or later she is going to turn on them like a doberman on steroids.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    My heart is already breaking for their kid, if they actually get knocked up.

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    This, a hundred times. There are people whom I tend to be perfectly willing to see seek their own damnation. Then there are idiots who want to compound that by involving children.

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    I always find this so strange. You've got 20 years to have kids and you've got to have one RIGHT NOW, at the poorest and most unstable you'll probably ever be? It seems so amazing to me that anyone would do this, and yet a lot of people seem to. Makes no sense at all.

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    Yeah, I really don't get it. I'm looking at within the next five years-I'll be thirty and married and powers willing in graduate school and I'm STILL freaked out about providing for a little Magelet, I can't imagine choosing to have one now.

    Again, accident? Yeah, sure. If you want the baby, find a way to make it work, that's awesome. But actually trying (note: they have to use a donor, it's not even like they can do this on their own) given their situation? Augh, no.

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    Quote Originally posted by Oliveloaf View post
    Kelly is a time bomb. Sooner or later she is going to turn on them like a doberman on steroids.
    Yes, she is. There's only so long somebody can be in that position before she finally snaps.

    This will not end well.

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    Especially given that she is prone to blowups and already walked out on a different pair of roommates this year, and is already doing passive-aggressive stuff.

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    Quote Originally posted by RabbitMage View post
    Especially given that she is prone to blowups and already walked out on a different pair of roommates this year, and is already doing passive-aggressive stuff.
    Ooh, I love passive aggressive. You will need to keep us apprised as this unfolds.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

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    I'm trying to keep my distance, but I will update when/what I can.

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    So guess who got a text this morning reading "Do you want a puppy? needs a good home"

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    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Poor dog.

    Man, pets aren't toys.
    "I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."

    -Jim Rockford

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    It was coming, wasn't it.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    I also learned via Facebook that the other two will be moving out next month. No idea where/how/etc.

    And one of them has an iPhone.

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    Priorities, man! Ya gotta have priorities!

    (Is still boggled by the number of people who view cable as a necessity of life.)

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    I ain't got no job and I might have a baby on the way, but daddy needs a iPhone!

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    Damn skippy. Next you'll be saying that they're foolish to eat out or get delivery, instead of cooking their own meals, too!


    What the Hell do you think this is? The dark ages?

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    I don't think I can be your friend anymore.
    But you and me are still cool right?

    Are the stupid "friends" still being stupid?

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    Oh Nerbie, you and I will always be BFFs.

    And they appear to be in an "Oh we're BBFs too!" stage. I predict this will last three weeks at the most.

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    Everybody hug it out. Start dressing in labia pink.

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    I read this as "labia pork" and I was so very intrigued.

    Now I'm incredibly disappointed.

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    I'm just picturing dresses that look like labia.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    What, no pearl?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I'm just picturing dresses that look like labia.
    Gaga would do it.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    She put her labia on the glass

    squee

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    Is this a glass one drinks out of or does this involve doing the splits against a window?

    Either way I'm impressed.

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    If it's Lady Gaga, they'd probably be labia sunglasses.

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    Okay, point. I still want those cigarette shades from the Telephone video.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Those were pretty fierce.

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    I know, right? The panda thought she had an idea of how to make knockoffs, but we haven't tried yet.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Just don't light them. I don't think anybody but Gaga can pull that off.

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    We were thinking faux cigs, anyway. Real ones would be too easily smushed if you dropped them in your purse or something.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    You could use candy cigarettes and then eat them!

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    Oooh! That would still make them very short lived, though.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    You'd have to use some sort of molded plastic clips to keep them in place and then snap replacements into.

    holy shit this is some thread drift

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    We were actually thinking about those little pens that look like cigarettes, though being able to switch out the candy ones might be awesome, too.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    That would be perfect. Then you could wear, draw and eat the same thing.

    700TH POST!

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    Hell yeah! Congratulations!
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    What, no pearl?
    My. Favorite. Post. Ever.

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    Quote Originally posted by Hatshepsut View post
    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    What, no pearl?
    My. Favorite. Post. Ever.
    I aim to please.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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