Okay, you three, look. I was happy when you found a place to live. It seemed iffy to me because you two don't have any source of income, but Kelly's got a job and seemed cool paying for you, okay. Apartment's a little ghetto, sure, but it's yours and you love it and I was happy for you.
Finding out you're hiding three cats in your no-pets apartment kind of cheesed me off. I know you like them and all, but really?
Finding out the two of you are trying to have a goddamn baby right now? No. I really couldn't get behind that. You're 19 and 21, living off the good graces of a friend. You have no jobs, no insurance, nothing. I'd understand if it was accidental, but you're actively trying to get knocked up and no. This is a bad idea.
And then tonight you got a puppy as a gift for Kelly.
You are stupid, and Kelly is an enabler, and no thank you.