I have had a Verizon cell phone ever since I got a cell phone. I have always had it on the same cheap-ass plan, because I don't talk or text much. My contract ran out a couple of months ago, and I haven't yet gotten around to renewing it, due mostly to my laziness.
So of course Verizon is working itself into a froth by offering me deals to get me back on the contract hook for another two years. Except they're doing it really, really stupidly.
A minor discount on an expensive smartphone is not tempting when I do not have the requisite data plan to make a smartphone worthwhile.
Telling me about a Great Deal on a Totally Unlimited talk/text/data plan, when said Great Deal is 50% more a month than my current plan AND I HAVE NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE USED A CELL PHONE ENOUGH TO NEED UNLIMITED ANYTHING, makes you look fucking idiotic. Stop inundating my mail and email with these moronic 'promotions' you're just making me seriously consider getting a Virgin pay-as-you-go phone.
Jackasses.