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    Mi parolas esperanton malbone Trojan Man's avatar
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    Default Thanks for the whooping cough...

    bastards. Thanks for sending your unimmunised kids to school to give me whooping cough. I've been trying to push through it thinking it was just a flu, but the sudden coughing fits with my throat closing up lead me to think otherwise. So thanks again, you fucking maggots. Appreciate it.

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    Anti-vaxxers What a bunch of assholes. Seriously.

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    But the vaccines are KILLING OUR CHILDREN SPITZ

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    Quote Originally posted by RabbitMage View post
    But the vaccines are KILLING OUR CHILDREN SPITZ
    I got a jar of Vegemite here with your name on it!

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    Quote Originally posted by RabbitMage View post
    But the vaccines are KILLING OUR CHILDREN SPITZ
    Clearly the vaccines kill children. This is why there are so few children surviving to adulthood compared to pre-vaccine society.

    O WAIT

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    No no no, Nrblex, you don't understand. It's IMPROVED HYGIENE that has eradicated childhood diseases, not the vaccines.

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    Well, why aren't YOU vaccinated, hmm? Probably a moot point now

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    Quote Originally posted by artifex View post
    Well, why aren't YOU vaccinated, hmm? Probably a moot point now
    Doctors explained to me that I have to be careful re: vaccines, coz I'm epileptic and some vaccines (used to? ) react badly with epilepsy. Turns out, the tetanus shot I had 2 months ago for my cut hand probably contained the diptheria/pertussis antibody things anyway.

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    I've never heard of epilepsy being a contraindication to vaccine, and I can't find anything like that on the CDC website. Apparently they used to think that the pertussis vax could cause epilepsy but that seems to be incorrect. The only thing I've heard is that the MMR vax can raise temps enough to cause a febrile seizure.

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    IANAD. I just told you what the doctors told me.

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    australian doctors get their degrees in boxes of cracker jacks.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    That's silly. Cracker Jacks haven't had good prizes in them in years.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Yeah, best I've seen in there lately is a law degree. I threw it out...no one wants one of those.

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    Hey, one time I got a bitchin' temp tattoo.

    That reminds me, I should get some temp tats and have a tattoo night.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    I'm glad to see my whooping cough thread is so entertaining for you.

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    I LOVE YOU, SPITZ
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    When I was little, I was pretty sure whooping cough wasn't a real thing, but just a funny sounding word made up for one of those campfire chant thingies.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Have you gotten better or have you died?

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    :checks pulse: Oh, I'm not dead. The fever etc have gone, but the cough remains.

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    Poor spitz. I wish I could send you hot whiskey lemonade through the internet.

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    Quote Originally posted by Orual View post
    Poor spitz. I wish I could send you hot whiskey lemonade through the internet.
    Aw...


    No whiskey for me, but I'm sipping on a 2 litre bottle of lemnade now, and feeling better already! The rest I'll heat up at home.
    Last edited by Trojan Man; 07 Dec 2010 at 12:43 AM.

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    I keep seeing this thread title and hearing it to the tune of "Hating You For Christmas" by Everclear.

    (Sorry if you don't like that song, but it's stuck in my head now).

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    Quote Originally posted by parzival View post
    I keep seeing this thread title and hearing it to the tune of "Hating You For Christmas" by Everclear.

    (Sorry if you don't like that song, but it's stuck in my head now).
    Heh. When I just signed up here, I made a thread called, 'What Can I Do?', which apparently reminded someone of a Led Zeppelin song. I just have the knack, I guess...

    I haven't heard the Everclear song you mentioned, but your mention of that band reminded me to d'load Santa Monica, so YAY!!!

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