Yes.
Oh, I have to pick one. Bacon.
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate?
Yes.
Oh, I have to pick one. Bacon.
Chocolate milk or hot chocolate?
Hot chocolate.
Oreos or Fig Newtons?
Fig Newtons.
Jaffa Cakes or Twinkies
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Jaffa Cakes. I've never even had them, but the description sounds so much better than a Twinkie.
Apples or oranges?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
oranges
peanuts or cashews?
Cashews.
Waffles or french toast?
French toast.
Oatmeal or porridge?
Oatmeal.
Gin or Vodka?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Gin!
Tacos or fajitas?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Fajitas
Suzie Qs or Ding Dongs?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Ding Dongs.
Steak or lobster?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Steak (if I was eating meat again...)
Black Tea or Jasmine Tea?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Black tea. (You can put milk in it.)
Eggplant Parmesan or Caesar salad?
Eggplant, baby!
Cous Cous or Polenta?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Pft. As if it's a choice. Couscous FTW.
Cheetos or Doritos?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Fried Cheetos.
Vanilla or Chocolate?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Chocolate.
Cake or ice cream?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Ice cream.
Bratwurst or kielbasa?
Bratwurst.
Cheddar or Swiss?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Swiss.
Peaches or apricots?
Peaches.
Ostrich or buffalo?
Buffalo.
Pancakes or waffles?
Um..., let's see. Pancakes.
Yellow Squash or Radishes.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Radishes.
Cabbage or iceberg lettuce?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Cabbage.
Cauliflower or broccholi?
Broccoli
peas or carrots?
Peas.
Peaches or nectarines?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Peaches.
Pineapple or apple?
Pineapple.
A1 Steak Sauce or Catsup?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
A1 Steak Sauce.
Burger King or Wendy's?
Burger King by a mile. They're building one close to my house soon!
Coke or Pepsi?
Water! (I hate carbonation.)
Okay, if you let me have it in a bottle not a can, I'll take Coke.
Oil & Vinegar, or Thousand Island?
Oil & Vinegar
Tuna Steak or Prawn Cocktail
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Prawn cocktail.
Oatmeal or cream of wheat.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Hmmm.
Oatmeal.
Shredded carrots or bean sprouts?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Shredded carrots.
Black tea or green?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Black tea
cold cereal or oatmeal?
Oatmeal
Garlic or cilantro?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
cilantro
rice or potatoes?
Taters.
Fudge or chocolate?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.
Spaghetti with marinara or fettucine alfredo?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Fettucin ... Spagetti and marinara (YOU WON'T TRICK ME AGAIN, FETTUCINE.)
Chai or a cappuccino?
I was hoping you'd be the one to answer.
Chai!
Tamales or enchiladas?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Tamales, if I can find them veg.
Root beer or Dr. Pepper?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Sausage.
Garlic mashed, or cheddar mashed?
Garlic mashed.
Millet or buckwheat?
Buckwheat (makes for tasty pancakes).
Pumpkin or butternut squash?
For pie, pumpkin. Otherwise neither. Yuck.
Butter or margarine?
Butter.
Black licorice or red?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Red.
Sea salt or Kosher salt?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
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