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    Default You know the day has gotten away from you when ...

    ... you find yourself yelling 'FUCK YOU!!!' at pieces of paper.

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    .... you find pieces of paper yelling "FUCK YOU!!!!" to your face.

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    It's 1:30 and you realize all you've eaten is a single slice of bread.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    You end every sentence with a silent "you stupid mother fucker," when speaking to someone.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    It's 1:30 and you realize all you've eaten is a single slice of bread.
    It's 3:00 and you realize you haven't eaten a bite.

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    You seriously wish you could just challenge people to duels.

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    You just look at the clock and primal scream.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    You look in the mirror and see this:


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    You, uh, don't go to class. Any of them.

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    Quote Originally posted by Peeta Mellark View post
    You, uh, don't go to class. Any of them.
    You, too?
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    Yes.

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    When you realize that it's too late to do the laundry you planned to do today.

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    ...you have spent the entire day doing loads and loads of really important things and cannot remember doing any of them
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    ... you spend the whole morning thinking "god I need a cigarette", and you don't smoke.


    ... you seriously consider changing your name to Killface McStabbington.
    Last edited by Orual; 22 Oct 2010 at 02:14 PM.

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    You realize that it is, in fact, no longer morning.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    you realise it's a monday again and wonder what happened to the weekend
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    You realize it's October again and wonder what happened to the summer...
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    you dial 9 for an outside line from your mobile
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    You realize you spent more of the day searching for porn than actually "using" it.

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    you realize that it is day.

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