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    Default Brett Favre is so fucking gross

    So I pretty much hate Brett Favre. I hate everything about him. I hate that even now, after so many failures and disappointments, fans still adore him and the commentators still suck his cock. I hate how he cries, his stupid face, his refusal to retire. The only time I like Favre is when he's throwing interceptions. Which means that for the past few years, he's been one of my favorite players. But I especially, especially, hate his persona of the good-hearted redneck, the simpleton who still plays pro ball like he's just tossing catches in the backyard.

    Imagine my school-girl-giddiness when I sawthis story and vide about Brett Favre's sexual harassment of Jet's employee Jenn Sterger. Well, I'm giddy that he got caught, not that some poor woman was subjected to his creepy voicemails and worse (so so so much worse) pictures of his cock. The blog is careful to emphasize that these are just allegations and this could just be some random dude pretending to be Favre. But additional allegations has given this some real steam.

    But seriously, those voice mails are creepy as fuck. I think my favorite is when she comments that she wouldn't go out with Favre because he's the kind of guy who'll put you in a trash can, and he called her the next day with "Trash can, huh? So that's what you think I think of ya." Are you kidding me with that? There couldn't have been a creepier response than if he said "I'd at least mount you above my fireplace."

    Also, they warn in that vid that there are pictures of "somebody's" cock at the 2:08 mark. I admit, I watched. The pictures are even more disturbing than you'd think they'd be. If I ever got something like that in my inbox, I'd file for a restraining order. SO GROSS.

    I really hope this story gets some actual traction. He's already cried about it. "I'm sorry I'm a distraction"? "You'll have to carry me"? Um, I don't know how to read those sentences. Is he admitting guilt here? Surely he can't mean to imply he's actually at fault for this distraction. The worst is: "If she doesn't participate, it's very unlikely Favre will be disciplined." Oh my god, nobody is even pretending he didn't do this.

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    I, too, have had school-girl like giddiness over this. I fucking hate Favre and he's given me major dickhead vibes for a long time now, so having the dickheadedness publicly proven is fantastic. And now I'm going to have nightmares about that stumpy little deformed penis.

    Really, though, how can they try to deny that he did it? Even if the pictures aren't of him (and yet they fit his body type, coloring and age), the voicemails are creepy and verging on stalkerish enough that you'd just look like a jackass if you argued he was innocent.

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    The woman who was massaging Brett that day (massage therapist No. 2, or "Lindsay") exchanged numbers with him. (Mandy claims it's common for players to take the numbers of team-contracted massage therapists should they need additional rubdowns off campus. Yeah, I know. Please don't.)

    Lindsay received a text message from Favre, according to Mandy. Lindsay assumed it was for a massage but quickly realized Brett was asking for more. He invited both Lindsay and Mandy back to his hotel room. Mandy claims that the texts became increasingly inappropriate ("just nasty stuff"), but she adds that Brett did apologize when he found out she was married.
    Giving him the number seems pretty reasonable to me and I hope people don't try to defend him by implying the massage therapist was leading him on. The massage therapists were contracted by the team and were available to team members. It'd only make sense for them to allow players to call them.

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    I will join you in the Favre hate. I hate his drama queen act of the last 4 straight seasons now that feels like more. I hate that he is yet another Frat Boy, Star QB, never grew up sexual predator and that he will get away with it in all likelihood. I hate the press coverage of him and his act.

    On a personal note I listen to a lot of sports talk and Monday morning I am pumped for my 40+ minute commute to here a lot about the Yanks and Philly's sweeps and the Giants' big win in Football. What do I get? More Favre drama. What the hell is wrong with sports stations?

    Finally he is not and not even close to being the best QB of all time. You stat head nutjobbers (you know who you are) that claim such are insane.

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    I don't hate Favre, but I am sick of him. Go away.
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    Maybe this'll finally make him retire?

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    ...I mean...you know...for realsy.

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    He's nothing but a creepy egomaniac. This whole schtick with the I'm retired-I'm not retired is all about getting people to tell how much the luuuuuurve him, I'm totally not surprised he'd bring that to his personal life, as well. He's gross.

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    Is it wrong of me to assume that all professional sports players are habitual sexual harassers, if not worse?

    Because I kind of do.

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    Ugh, he is gross and I wish he'd go away already. I'm also happy other people saw the infamous peen pics so I didn't have to.

    Orual, not all of them, but I do think that it's more common among professional sports players than it is in the general population. Same thing with politicians. Power seems to go to peoples heads.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    You know, he's from down this way, and pretty much universally hated by the people I know who've met him. He doesn't tip, he goes out of his way to be rude to what few fans he seems to have, and is generally king of all douche bags. This doesn't surprise me in the least.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    So, he's the Gridiron equivalent of soccers Ashley Cole. Excellent player, really lousy taste in life. Allegedly, he did the same to one of his mistresses although the footage has not been released. Probably awaiting the right offer from the newspapers.

    I have to disagree though, Brett Favre's actions are pathetic in comparison to some of the stories surrounding Premier League footballers, where roasting wannabee WAGs is all in a night's work.
    In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.

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    Some are claiming that since Jenn Sterger and the massage therapists never filed charges against him it's all made up or blown out of proportion.

    Of course, some are also claiming that Sterger is hideous and Favre is rich so...that makes it okay?

    The internet is a weird place. I need to stop reading dumb discussions on it.

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