So I pretty much hate Brett Favre. I hate everything about him. I hate that even now, after so many failures and disappointments, fans still adore him and the commentators still suck his cock. I hate how he cries, his stupid face, his refusal to retire. The only time I like Favre is when he's throwing interceptions. Which means that for the past few years, he's been one of my favorite players. But I especially, especially, hate his persona of the good-hearted redneck, the simpleton who still plays pro ball like he's just tossing catches in the backyard.
Imagine my school-girl-giddiness when I sawthis story and vide about Brett Favre's sexual harassment of Jet's employee Jenn Sterger. Well, I'm giddy that he got caught, not that some poor woman was subjected to his creepy voicemails and worse (so so so much worse) pictures of his cock. The blog is careful to emphasize that these are just allegations and this could just be some random dude pretending to be Favre. But additional allegations has given this some real steam.
But seriously, those voice mails are creepy as fuck. I think my favorite is when she comments that she wouldn't go out with Favre because he's the kind of guy who'll put you in a trash can, and he called her the next day with "Trash can, huh? So that's what you think I think of ya." Are you kidding me with that? There couldn't have been a creepier response than if he said "I'd at least mount you above my fireplace."
Also, they warn in that vid that there are pictures of "somebody's" cock at the 2:08 mark. I admit, I watched. The pictures are even more disturbing than you'd think they'd be. If I ever got something like that in my inbox, I'd file for a restraining order. SO GROSS.
I really hope this story gets some actual traction. He's already cried about it. "I'm sorry I'm a distraction"? "You'll have to carry me"? Um, I don't know how to read those sentences. Is he admitting guilt here? Surely he can't mean to imply he's actually at fault for this distraction. The worst is: "If she doesn't participate, it's very unlikely Favre will be disciplined." Oh my god, nobody is even pretending he didn't do this.