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    Default Bet YOU can't buy this in YOUR local grocery store...



    But I can buy it in Jakarta!

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    Made from the virgins of...... what species?

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    Who is this marketed to, someone must have had a good/bad/crazy idea when coming up with the name?
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    Wait, wait, I just noticed that's it's a 'feminine wash'.

    So it's a like a re-virginizing douche?

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    Perhaps it refreshes the parts other douches cannot reach.


    d&r
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    I note the check mark and the word "tested" at the top, but can't read what the other word is. Dermatologically?
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    That's what it looks like to me, Z.
    So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.

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    I was hoping it'd be something like "virginically."
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Yes, the seal at the top does say "dermatologically tested." The product is made in Thailand, and is labeled bilingually in English and Arabic. Here's what it says on the back:

    VIRGINITY LIQUID
    Soap
    Virginity liquid soap is the gentle cleanser for the intimate area leaving you fresher and healthier. It helps wash bacteria to prevent everyday feminine discomforts like unpleasant odors, itchiness and irritation. It also tightens vaginal muscle. Mild to use even with frequent washing.
    Directions: Pour a small amount on your palm. Lather and apply to intimate area. Rinse well. For external use only.

    There's also an ingredient list - nothing special, it sounds like shampoo, except for the fact it contains Triclosan (which is an antifungal/antibacterial agent that is either wonderful, ineffective, or evil incarnate, depending on which of the websites you get via a Google search you choose to look at).

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    It also tightens vaginal muscle.
    Eek.

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    Directions: Pour a small amount on your palm. Lather and apply to intimate area. Rinse well. For external use only.
    That's the secret. If the ladies use this stuff 2 or 3 or 4 or more times a day, they won't have the inclination to go out and hunt a guy. They'll be too busy getting themselves off.

    I miss Jakarta.
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    Quote Originally posted by Clothahump View post
    Directions: Pour a small amount on your palm. Lather and apply to intimate area. Rinse well. For external use only.
    That's the secret. If the ladies use this stuff 2 or 3 or 4 or more times a day, they won't have the inclination to go out and hunt a guy. They'll be too busy getting themselves off.
    Yes, but what if someone is helping them apply it?

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    You guys have dirty minds! It's VIRGINITY liquid, remember?

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