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    Default Contribution thread for later battle: Worst top 40 song ever.

    Some discussion in the one-hit wonder thread inspired this. Kind of a different battle, because this time we'll advance the worst song from each bracket to the next round.

    Post what top 40 hit songs (US or UK charts) you think are the absolute worst.

    Boys Don't Cry - I Wanna Be a Cowboy
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    Prince - Batdance
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    This is hard. How about La Macarena?


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    Limp Bizkit - Rollin'


    Barry Manilow - I Write the Songs
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Oh, UK charts! (this song went to #2!)
    Last edited by Panther Squad; 01 Sep 2010 at 06:09 PM.
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    Hi! I'm a record company. Eminem is dominating the charts. Let's find a white girl! (hello #28, hot 100, US charts, 2003)
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    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    A top 20 hit in the US and the UK!
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    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Panther Squad View post


    Hi! I'm a record company. Eminem is dominating the charts. Let's find a white girl! (hello #28, hot 100, US charts, 2003)
    Oh, white girl. Duck face does not fool anyone into thinking you have lips.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Blargh.

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    This hit #7! NUMBER. SEVEN.
    Last edited by Panther Squad; 01 Sep 2010 at 08:10 PM.
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Wait? You mean people listened to her first album, and not just bought it to look at the eye candy? O_o

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    Loki - of course they did! Tiffany actually was a powerhouse of forgettable but very 80's ballads. Despite her troubled teenage years, she's actually kind of fun now. I believe she sings dance remixes at Pride festivals sometimes and acts in Scify original movies. She's fun!



    THIS WAS DREADFUL
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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    and since you INSIST on more 70's, let me not deny you Taumpy:

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    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    and since you INSIST on more 70's, let me not deny you Taumpy:

    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Hoobastank - Inside of You


    It always makes me giggle.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    I HAVE THE THREAD WINNER

    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    No. THIS is the thread winner. From lyrics to music to video.

    Puddle of Mudd - Control
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    When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
    Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sornets


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    ♪ [i]
    I heard that you were talking shit and you didn't think that I would hear it.....So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers - no principals, no student-teachers.....

    Gwen Stefani you are like thirty-eight what the FUCK are you talking about
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    Quote Originally posted by Panther Squad View post
    Oh, UK charts! (this song went to #2!)
    Now wait just a damn minute. This song is the pinnacle of western civilization and those silver shorts are a national treasure. It should be disqualified from the worst songs ever thread.

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    Gwen Stefani you are like thirty-eight what the FUCK are you talking about
    Oh, god, yes. This. This forever.

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