Okay, so the Republicans are running around playing identity politics of the worst sort--seriously, they're more about who is an American and what you BELIIIIEEEEEEEEVE than fiscal conservatism these days--and are, basically, evil assholes. But you know what?
The Democrats are pussies. No, no, that's an insult to pussies. A pussy you can fuck and get pleasure out of it. A pussy can make goddamned life. A pussy can launch a thousand ships. A pussy will make a man shell out thousands of dollars and ruin his life.
Democrats are not pussies, because pussies are useful. Democrats are slugs. Spineless and slimey and they'll shrivel up pathetically and they think this makes them nice or something and they are not getting it. At. All.
Case in point: Obama. He is a sniveling, weaseling, spineless sack of cells. "I support religious freedom!" he says. "Oh, wait, wait, my bad. No. I mean...I support religious freedom so long as it's convenient and doesn't offend anyone and I'd better shut up now."
That's the latest example of him pissing me off, though. There's also the DADT thing. DUDE YOU CAN GET RID OF IT AT ANY TIME. You'd said during the campaign that you wanted us to "make" you get rid of it. We're trying! Really hard! And you're doing NOTHING! It's like you think being president is like being the queen of England and your job is to go around and lift spirits but never actually do anything political, heavens no. That would be unseemly.
IT IS YOUR JOB
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
Seriously, what the fuck, Democrats? A bunch of lunatics are infiltrating the Republican party and making them do ridiculous, assholish things. It'd be really, really easy for you to look like a bunch of heros right now.
But no. You're just gonna sit back and accomplish absolutely nothing. I guess it's nice of you. You're making sure the Republicans will get to head back into the White House and control congress faster. Too bad it'll probably be batshit insane Tea Party people instead of the sane Republicans.