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    Okay, the rule for this thread is you have to post actual porn, not a bunch of tame erotic photos that were everywhere in the old porn thread. I'm not going to define that, except to say it doesn't count unless you have fapped to it. Bonus points if it's funny. So, yes, if you find a black and white photo of a nude woman shrouded in shadows, or two men giving each other steamy glances, erotic enough to squeeze one out/tickle the taco to, you can post it. But no posting anything that you only appreciate on an aesthetic level.

    P.S.: Links to tube sites or works of erotic fiction are also cool.

    I'll start!

    Okay aside from my one major deviance most of my porn is surprisingly soft-core. I'm not so jaded that I can't get it off to just a nude or just partially nude man like this one. Ignore the lacking décor in his apartment. Actually, that's kind of part of the charm.

    Aww, man, I had a video I wanted to link here but apparently XTube takes a while to convert them so I'll post it when it's done, assuming I remember to check my porn email address.

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    Back in 2003, when the Literotica was still cool, there was this story that I started reading there, a multipart saga, with sex, anticipation, characters to like and to hate, and grammar, too!

    The story was Amy's Smile, and all eight written chapters for it are still available at Literotica. (I've linked to the author page, so you can click through all 8 chapters if you like self abuse.) The bad news is that about that time, the author got bored with the story, and stopped more or less in the middle of the denouement.

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    Ahh! My video is done! Watch it while it's hot, because it's probably a copyright violation. In it, some Brazilian basebol player gets all naked for a photoshoot for a gay magazine.
    http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=cfjQa-G444-

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    Quote Originally posted by OtakuLoki View post
    grammar
    Heh heh, I wish I weren't so uptight that bad grammar made my boner wilt, but it does. I can't read a story that doesn't get basic writing right.

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    Let's see if linking from another site will work because finding a NSFW photo hosting account seems like effort.

    edit: I like a man's thighs, what can I say?
    editx2: it's more fun when it runs slow. Also, I have no idea where he's thrusting into the air either. It looks like the back room of the juice bar from Power Rangers.
    Last edited by Panther Squad; 12 Aug 2010 at 07:51 PM.
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    TIP: http://www.bayimg.com requires no signup and allows NSFW stuff, so that's my go-to for porn-posting purposes.

    This is an issue that is relevant here at times. I'm hoping we celebrate Pornoween again this year.

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    Quote Originally posted by Panther Squad View post
    It looks like the back room of the juice bar from Power Rangers.
    I will pretend he's about to give it to the White Ranger during his prime.

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    I just stumbled upon this tonight. It really doesn't quite meet the standards that the OP set out: There is no full on nudity; there is no one talking about the act of sex (Well, at least not without cloaking it heavy-handed innuendo); I have to confess it's even a commercial site, selling a product.

    But the product, and their model, are both so awesome, I have to geek out a bit (in a dirty way, of course) and share it.

    A steampunk vibe, as shown here.

    Of course that's nothing compared to the steam powered vibe we'd talked about last year...

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    It's Panda porn!

    Spoiler (mouseover to read):
    Note: The guy's username is Panda. Actual Panda Bears are endangered and that would just be mean to make them do porn, too!
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    Ooh, I approve of this. Oh yes I do.

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    Quote Originally posted by Panther Squad View post
    It's Panda porn!

    Spoiler (mouseover to read):
    Note: The guy's username is Panda. Actual Panda Bears are endangered and that would just be mean to make them do porn, too!
    It's because they don't watch enough porn that they are endangered.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    it's pretty boring but holy crap does he have a nice smile. (He also resembles a high school classmate I may have had a little bit of a crush on.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post

    it's pretty boring but holy crap does he have a nice smile.
    He also appears to have had his poor butthole stretched out so badly that he's at risk of having his pancreas fall into his pants if he ever coughed too hard.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    You know, Cluricaun, I bet that's why he's smiling
    comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
    seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
    you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Cluricaun View post
    He also appears to have had his poor butthole stretched out so badly that he's at risk of having his pancreas fall into his pants if he ever coughed too hard.
    yeah, it's really not sexy but I like the face enough to just not scroll that far down.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Cluricaun View post
    He also appears to have had his poor butthole stretched out so badly that he's at risk of having his pancreas fall into his pants if he ever coughed too hard.
    Post some porn or you're a fag.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    Post some porn or you're a fag.


    Last edited by Cluricaun; 14 Aug 2010 at 10:40 AM.
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    Quote Originally posted by OtakuLoki View post
    Back in 2003, when the Literotica was still cool, there was this story that I started reading there, a multipart saga, with sex, anticipation, characters to like and to hate, and grammar, too!

    The story was Amy's Smile, and all eight written chapters for it are still available at Literotica. (I've linked to the author page, so you can click through all 8 chapters if you like self abuse.) The bad news is that about that time, the author got bored with the story, and stopped more or less in the middle of the denouement.
    Just finished reading Amy's Smile and I liked it far more than I expected and was really disappointed to hit the brick wall.
    I wouldn't really class it as porn though.

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    And I must be a fag as I have no porn to post

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    Enjoy this heroic homosex:

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    Pure romance:
    Last edited by Exy; 21 Aug 2010 at 01:34 AM.

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    xTube used to be one of my fav tubes, but they should really update a couple of things. I hate it that they only display 1 thumb and the streaming seems to be so slow here these days. I rather go to pornhub, http://theporndude.com/ or youporn. At least I don't have that problem over there.

    xTube even belongs to the pornhub network, so what are they waiting for...

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