Donating your body for medical research.
Say you'd decided to let your corpse be used for experimental purposes, what would you like them to do with it, if you could stipulate the circumstances?
I'd like my lungs to be dried out, placed into a bong and smoked to see if they'd get you stoned.
Come on gang, I'm sure you can be more inventive than that!
Last edited by ivan astikov; 11 Aug 2010 at 10:49 AM.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I used to work for a medical association.
In fact, my office was just above the "cadaver lab."
I can promise folks this: you cannot imagine how completely a cadaver is "utilized" when donated for research and education.
Bong-readied lungs? You mean you'd give up both lungs for just one single experiment? You're lungs are not that special.
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-Jim Rockford
Bollocks to that. They can have them when I've finished with them.Originally posted by Oliveloaf
Not that special? How dare you! They've been sucking in Mary Jane fumes for 30 years and they're still goi....
Last edited by ivan astikov; 11 Aug 2010 at 10:59 AM.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
aaaruggggh... < clears throat >
Sorry about that; had a bit of spluttering in my chest. It seems fine now.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
That explains it.
Political correctness will be the death of our country.
My middle brother has been sucking them in for 5 years less and he has a Bsc in Human Biology And Infectious Diseases, or some such shit. What does that explain?
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I might donate some organs but overall I just want to be turned to ash and scattered on the waters.
Anything useful that anyone can do with my body is great as far as I'm concerned. Organ donation, chop it up for science, make it into human jerky and eat it, whatever.
Only after I'm dead, though. Just to clarify.
Too late, the harvesters have already been dispatched.
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