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    I've had better days, but I don't care! hatesfreedom's avatar
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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    "Fancy nipping down to "The Throttled Rooster" for a bevvy, baldy? You never know. There might be some dirty chicks to pull. Oh, look, speak of the devil!"
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    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Guys, the barista girl at my fav coffee shoppe asked me what I wanted and smiled. Im still at the shop 3 hours later; next move?

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    guys guys this waitress smiled at me
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    "Can I come too?"
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    Gently stroke her hair and face.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    hates, get another coffee. You shouldn't rush these things.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Wait until her shift ends and follow her home.

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    Better still, get a job there and keep a closer eye on her.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Groom her. Pick bugs out of her hair and eat them.

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    If anyone posts a picture of me I'm leaving.

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    Ask her if she recognizes the given name Donatien. If she does, ask to go home with her at once. She will not be able to refuse. trust me, I'm a troll.

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    Dress like this:



    I don't know if it'll get you a waitress, but you'll get somebody.

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    yea, you might get a three way wit this guy an David Bowie.

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