everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
"Fancy nipping down to "The Throttled Rooster" for a bevvy, baldy? You never know. There might be some dirty chicks to pull. Oh, look, speak of the devil!"
Last edited by ivan astikov; 10 Aug 2010 at 02:53 PM.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Guys, the barista girl at my fav coffee shoppe asked me what I wanted and smiled. Im still at the shop 3 hours later; next move?
guys guys this waitress smiled at me
Last edited by hatesfreedom; 10 Aug 2010 at 03:02 PM.
"Can I come too?"
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Gently stroke her hair and face.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
hates, get another coffee. You shouldn't rush these things.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Better still, get a job there and keep a closer eye on her.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Groom her. Pick bugs out of her hair and eat them.
If anyone posts a picture of me I'm leaving.
Ask her if she recognizes the given name Donatien. If she does, ask to go home with her at once. She will not be able to refuse. trust me, I'm a troll.
Dress like this:
I don't know if it'll get you a waitress, but you'll get somebody.
yea, you might get a three way wit this guy an David Bowie.