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    Default Anti-eating mouth and face cage


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    Jesus F'ing Christ Glazer's avatar
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    Has anybody told you lately that your weird? Just sayin'.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Izzat you, Hannibal?

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    Does it come in an anti-talking model?

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    Quote Originally posted by Glazer View post
    Has anybody told you lately that your weird? Just sayin'.
    I'm told it's one of my more charming characteristics.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I'm told it's one of my more charming characteristics.
    But not your top characteristic. It may be up on the list, but bottom line is that no matter how strange you might be, we're down with you.

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    If you put that on me, I would say, "Cut a man's leg off and he can still feel it itch. Tell me, Senator, when your little girl is lying on the slab, where will you tickle?"
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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I'm told it's one of my more charming characteristics.
    It's why I love you.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    *bump*

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    Elen síla lumenn' omentielvo What Exit?'s avatar
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    So where can I order one of these? I think it might help me.

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    That would not stop me from blending up delicious food and drinking it through a straw. Where's the blender, I have some baloney that needs eatin.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    For whom nothing is written. Oliveloaf's avatar
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    Wow! A chastity belt for gluttons.
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    Quote Originally posted by Cluricaun View post
    That would not stop me from blending up delicious food and drinking it through a straw. Where's the blender, I have some baloney that needs eatin.
    I will put a fine wire mesh over the front of the cage so that you can't get a straw through it.

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    I would greatly benefit from such a thing.

    Right up to the point I learned how to make a Chipotle smoothie.

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    You know, the scary thing there's probably somebody out there masturbating to that picture right now.

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    I've had better days, but I don't care! hatesfreedom's avatar
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    the semi montly closing of all the cage threads is complete. and still no new guests

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    Maybe we should randomly cage people for St. Patrick's Day.

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