Has anybody told you lately that your weird? Just sayin'.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
Izzat you, Hannibal?
Does it come in an anti-talking model?
If you put that on me, I would say, "Cut a man's leg off and he can still feel it itch. Tell me, Senator, when your little girl is lying on the slab, where will you tickle?"
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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So where can I order one of these? I think it might help me.
That would not stop me from blending up delicious food and drinking it through a straw. Where's the blender, I have some baloney that needs eatin.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Wow! A chastity belt for gluttons.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I would greatly benefit from such a thing.
Right up to the point I learned how to make a Chipotle smoothie.
You know, the scary thing there's probably somebody out there masturbating to that picture right now.
the semi montly closing of all the cage threads is complete. and still no new guests
Maybe we should randomly cage people for St. Patrick's Day.