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    Default i'm making a movie



    hatesfreedom presents
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    : s m u g :




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    Featuring Gary Busey as "Darlen"


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    Is that first guy Jamie Oliver?


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    CAN I BE IN IT???

    oh this is a nice couch you have in here

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    MYRNALENE as "Doctor Bird"

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    If you need a "fluffer" or a "stunt wood", I'm yer man, hates.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    50 Cent and Exy as...
    "The Brothers"

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    Ivan Astikov as Slick

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    An Gadaí as "Irish"


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    I want in on this bad boy too.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Academy Award winner

    Cluricaun as "Oscar"

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    Oscar, the former special forces veteran reincarnated into the body of a dog, is my fave character already.
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    I want to be in the movie too!
    I'm still swimming in harmony. I'm still dreaming of flight. I'm still lost in the waves night after night...

    Do you have an idea or an article you would like to see on the Electric Elephant? Email me at theelectricelephant(at)gmail.com!

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    Let me do the audition, hates. You get all the babes with that cute little hat!
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    I WANT MY OWN TRAILER

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    Pepperlandgirl in her debut
    performance as
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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    Let me do the audition, hates. You get all the babes with that cute little hat!
    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    I WANT MY OWN TRAILER
    What am I going to do with these difficult actors!?

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    Can I get in?

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    I wanna be in it!

    I will dance.

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    Orual & Rube

    as "Chuck
    and Mandy"



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    Can I be the guy who gets rich fetching odd things for difficult actors? I promise I'll wear a toque and really dark sunglasses all the time.

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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    If you need a "fluffer" or a "stunt wood", I'm yer man, hates.
    Do you do any private "fluffing"?
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Excuse me Mr. Hates, I'm trying to make my big break in Hollywood and would just love to star in your wonderful film.
    Last edited by Revs; 05 Nov 2009 at 08:42 PM.
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    Somehow Rotten Tomatoes has already rated this at 97%.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jaglavak View post
    Can I be the guy who gets rich fetching odd things for difficult actors? I promise I'll wear a toque and really dark sunglasses all the time.
    thank god for your help with these difficult actors!?!

    Quote Originally posted by Glazer View post
    Do you do any private "fluffing"?
    Of course he does, this is hollywood god damn it. If Roman did it, so can we.

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    Roger Ebert says
    TFR
    is perfect as

    "The Colonel"

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    Principle Shooting on the movie
    : s m u g :
    has begun

    Enjoy this interview while we make magic



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    I AM A DANCING ANTELOPE.

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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom View post
    thank god for your help with these difficult actors!?!
    :: pant, wheeze ::
    OK, I got the leather teddy, the asparagus, and the 14 gallons of whip cream. I couldn't find a chihuahua so I brought a yorkie instead.

    Yeah, yeah. Hey look I *know* it's not the same. Just wait til they huff all the nitrous out of the whip cream and they'll be too stoned to notice.
    Last edited by Jaglavak; 06 Nov 2009 at 08:27 PM.

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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom View post
    Principle Shooting on the movie
    : s m u g :
    has begun
    Principal. Almost nothing offends me except bad spelling.

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    Of course it's possible that it's a typo rather than a spelling error.

    And hey, good, this is in the pit.. Baldwin, do you even know how to not be a pompous jackass douche? Just curious.

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    I'll have you know I fired my agent when I found out he didn't send me the script on this marvelous work of art. I am so excited about this cinematic sensation, I am willing to share a trailer AND have blue m&ms included. A star will put up with a LOT, if the work is worthy.




    I'm ready for my close up.

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    Quote Originally posted by Baldwin View post
    Principal. Almost nothing offends me except bad spelling.
    Wow. filming isn't even over yet and we already have our first fanboy nitpick.

    Want an autograph?
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    Do you need an animal handler and a spear man ? I could help with the sets and or play a happy Jewish guy I am quite good and many things.

    I will also work against nitpickers. :Shake: +

    Is that cool? Can I be in?

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    I think someone is a bit of an attention whore....

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    Principle: 1 a : a comprehensive and fundamental law, doctrine, or assumption b (1) : a rule or code of conduct (2) : habitual devotion to right principles <a man of principle> c : the laws or facts of nature underlying the working of an artificial device
    2 : a primary source : origin
    3 a : an underlying faculty or endowment <such principles of human nature as greed and curiosity> b : an ingredient (as a chemical) that exhibits or imparts a characteristic quality


    The shooting of this masterpiece using the laws of nature underlying the working of the artificial device (the camera) has begun. Nitpick this.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Quote Originally posted by Taumpy View post
    Baldwin, do you even know how to not be a pompous jackass douche? Just curious.
    Curiosity is healthy. I'm curious myself. Did I offend you by making a joking post in a joke thread? Or was your insult a non sequitur?

    Any movie worth its salt has a wrangler of some sort in the credits. I'm sensing this epic is going to need an elephant wrangler.




    ETA: Just wanted to add that I feel the goddamn studio suits have degraded and ruined the original artistic vision, whatever that might have been.
    Last edited by Baldwin; 08 Nov 2009 at 05:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally posted by Baldwin View post
    I feel the goddamn studio suits have degraded and ruined the original artistic vision, whatever that might have been.
    Of course they did! That's what they do.

    Now, who ordered the carton of Oxycontin and Valium? And the limo's here. Black Mercedes, just like they ordered. I couldn't get Marge Schott to drive it. But the bag lady from down the street is a dead ringer, so I hired her. She drives pretty good for a street bum.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jaglavak View post
    Of course they did! That's what they do.

    Now, who ordered the carton of Oxycontin and Valium? And the limo's here. Black Mercedes, just like they ordered. I couldn't get Marge Schott to drive it. But the bag lady from down the street is a dead ringer, so I hired her. She drives pretty good for a street bum.
    I'll take one Oxy. I'm giving up cigarettes soon and I need a little help.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Quote Originally posted by Jaglavak View post
    Of course they did! That's what they do.

    Now, who ordered the carton of Oxycontin and Valium? And the limo's here. Black Mercedes, just like they ordered. I couldn't get Marge Schott to drive it. But the bag lady from down the street is a dead ringer, so I hired her. She drives pretty good for a street bum.
    Yo! just dump the pills over here and lose the bag lady. She's harshing my mellow.
    Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.

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