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    Default Hates and Sleeps Show!!!!

    Hi! It's October 2nd and that's the day for the Sleeps and Ferret Show.

    O hai Ferret. How's about a little kiss before the show starts?




    Are we ready?

    Thumbs up!


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    Hates is ready for action. Doesn't he look dashing? He is ready to take your questions!!!!


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    Dearest hates,

    1. What brand of condoms do you prefer?
    2. Dick Cheney still walks this Earth. Please explain.
    3. My cat disapearred about a year ago. Is there any chance he could still come home?

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    YouTube embedding no workie? See Ferret interview here:

    Last edited by hatesfreedom; 02 Oct 2009 at 08:31 AM. Reason: fixed the embed

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    Hey, I'm Jeff. Long-time stalker, first time caller. I have a question for the short, cute one. And I may have a question for Sleeps after that.

    Would I be more or less likely to meet cute girls if I dressed up in a leather WWI flying outfit? And is it true that the pilots wore butt-less chaps? Because I googled with safesearch off and saw some pretty far out stuff.

    Oh and for Sleeps. You're a nurse. Can you recommend a way I could kill a person and make it look like a heart attack?

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    I am excited, this is going to be a great show.

    Look Ferret!




    Party!


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    Quote Originally posted by Jeff View post
    Oh and for Sleeps. You're a nurse. Can you recommend a way I could kill a person and make it look like a heart attack?
    I would never link to an entire piece of information that would tell someone something like that! I mean, come on!

    Now if the website BLOCKED most of the story and just left the headline, that would be different ................................
    Last edited by Sleeps w/Butterflies; 02 Oct 2009 at 03:05 AM. Reason: duh forgot link

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    Yaaaaaaaayyyyy! I've finally seen Sleep's doing a handstand - unless she hired a stunt-double? ooh, i hope not! - I was kinda hoping she'd be wearing a dress, but beggars can't be choosers!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Quote Originally posted by beebs View post
    Dearest hates,

    1. What brand of condoms do you prefer?
    2. Dick Cheney still walks this Earth. Please explain.
    3. My cat disapearred about a year ago. Is there any chance he could still come home?
    i have no preference they're all terrible.

    Dick Cheney is a highlander.

    No, we met up in Cleveland by accident and I convinced him to try his hand at growing pineapples in the mountains of Columbia. I don't think he grows pineapples anymore but he did send me a 14k gold postcard.

    and that's the word

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    Quote Originally posted by Jeff View post
    Would I be more or less likely to meet cute girls if I dressed up in a leather WWI flying outfit? And is it true that the pilots wore butt-less chaps? Because I googled with safesearch off and saw some pretty far out stuff.
    More likely. I think you should go for it. Tell them tales of your wonderous flying lawn mower contraption. Dirty huns.

    Pilots did not wear butt-less chaps, not even gay pilots. Don't stop google image searchin'

    wow, what a great show so far.


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    Give a cheer for the Hates and Sleeps show!

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    What is there not to like about robots playing techno in a UFO pyramid.

    Sounds like a Stargate episode actually.
    Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.

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    FOR YOU MY LOVE



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    The guy between the helmets looks like a guy I know.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    It's five o clock somewhere


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    I have a question for both of y'all. How do you feel about amputated feet in jars?
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    O no Ferret, this girl wants to talk to you!


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    I want to talk to her too

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler View post
    I have a question for both of y'all. How do you feel about amputated feet in jars?
    I feel that they should be free to poor people.


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    Semi-boneless? I feel like this is a binary state. Either there are bones or not. No semi about it.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Unless you're poor Sticks, it won't matter to you

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    I am quite sure there is a logical explanation for this.

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    Helllloo Nurse!
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Quote Originally posted by Jaglavak View post
    I am quite sure there is a logical explanation for this.
    Rightly so I don't think there ever was. Check out this emote of a sperm whale

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    Oh, is that what they are. That's a relief. I missed the whale part.

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    It's not a whale, it's an elephant head!

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    By gum, so it is!
    But I'm still staying over here out of range.

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