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    Default Why hello!

    It is not clear to me if this thread can be found with ease, but it seemed to be a nice idea to have a location for newcomers and older members alike to introduce themselves and be welcomed.

    Thus, hello fresh meat! It is good to see you, and pay no attention to the slanders of Inner Stickler and Myrnalene.

    I also offer Boozy Pie (TM).

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    Oh, you guys.

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    IDEA THIEF! AUGH!
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    Default Posts Zuul has randomly pulled

    Hello new members!



    (watch out for the Swede, he is descended from Vikings! Do you want your posts to be raped and pillaged?)
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    What a great idea for a thread claptree.

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    Your pronouns, they are not agreeing with their antecedents.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Cage match, boys. May the best thread win.

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    Cage match, boys. May the best thread win.

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    Well, thanks for fighting, IS. It was fun while you lasted.

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    Good job, pipsqueak, now we're in the cage and we have to fight off Sven Svensson over there!

    I hope you realize this is your fault.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    It shouldn't be hard. What with his country's universal healthcare, public transportation, clean air and ground, beautiful landscapes, and promotion of healthy habits.

    Fuck. I'm screwed.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Wait the hell am I thinking? I didn't start this thread! I don't need you, sucker!
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    Default Welcome, Members!

    We're so glad to have you here at Domebo Pachydome Mellophant! I have created this thread for you to come in from the cold, relax and introduce yourselves! My name is Myrna, and I'm much nicer than some other people named Inner Stickler and Claptree! Come on is, THIS is a safe thread!
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    ...aw. I've found I have a soft spot for the underdog.

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    This thread is lovely. I love it JUST AS MUCH AS STICKLER'S

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    I offended you, and I don't know you that well. I'm switching to team Claptree!

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    Yay! I have a team. Welcome. I can offer you beer and cashews. My oven is broken, so no pie, unfortunately.

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Quote Originally posted by Claptree View post
    I also offer Boozy Pie (TM).
    FALSE ADVERTISING!

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    ::gasp:: Scandal! Lies! PIEGATE!

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    THE PIE IS A LIE

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    binks! Look at my thread! Mine! >_<
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    It's ok! The Boozy Pie is a franchise operation, I have a 24/7 restaurant next door!

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    Fucking hell, that'd be a brilliant operation. Move over, I'm off to register that shit.

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    And I have to post in here because Myrna's da bomb! In the nicest way, of course. :smile:

    But I think I'll pass on the monkeys, thanks.

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    Hi Claptree, we've never met. I'm Roo.

    And I like pie.

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    BOOZY PIE WAS MY GODDAMN IDEA!
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    fucking take back what you said about me. I'm not a drunk. I'm a social drinker.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by Heffalump and Roo View post
    And I have to post in here because Myrna's da bomb! In the nicest way, of course. :smile:

    But I think I'll pass on the monkeys, thanks.

    I'm still infesting your closet over that bug spray incident. Just thought you might want to know.

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    Wow! Boozy Pie! What a great idea Claptree!

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    :: gasp ::

    You're a lawyer??? I thought your parents knew each other!

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    Quote Originally posted by Jaglavak View post
    :: gasp ::

    You're a lawyer??? I thought your parents knew each other!
    Nope just the one transaction.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    shhhh.

    If we all want pie - DON'T TELL CLURICAUN AND ONE CENT!
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
    Glee 2009

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    *beats jaglavak to death*
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by jali View post
    shhhh.

    If we all want pie - DON'T TELL CLURICAUN AND ONE CENT!
    Th' hell? Don't you have a flood to go play in?
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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