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    I've had better days, but I don't care! hatesfreedom's avatar
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    This is a sexy time to be alive, and you know
    it. That's why you ended up here in my forum.




    You don't have to make sense here, that is not required.

    You don't have to like the mods, or the chat whores, or the
    guys who like bushy women. No you don't have to like them
    at all. All you have is time to serve, and things to do. Like.

    Hatesfreedoms list of women I'd like to hug naked

    Sleeps
    Kathern Hepburn
    Michelle Obama
    Harley Quinn from Batman




    hatesfreedoms list of places he would never like to go

    any place hot
    long john silvers
    bottom of the ocean
    inside a fire
    thomas's car
    siberia
    france

    more lists are coming later on unless you add your own. make a production of it, a theater even, put the effort into it that you don't when having sex with the person you settled for.



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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    o shawarma why are you not in my belly

    You need to run away from Exy's hands and come down here and jump in my mouth.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    hatesfreedoms list of things i would do as a wizard


    get drunk at 10am
    smack a woman with my beard
    have sex with her
    invent the first bathroom in middle earth
    go fishing
    Last edited by hatesfreedom; 09 Sep 2009 at 02:10 PM.

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    o shit we have to make lists
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    List of people I wouldn't take to lunch:

    Luther Vandross
    Roseanne Barr
    Oprah Winfrey
    any of Pavarotti's blood relatives
    the Elephant Man

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    List of things I would do if I were a wizard:

    (a) ask people if they wanted to touch my staff
    (b) that's pretty much it

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    Quote Originally posted by Cluricaun View post
    Which one is you, Cluricaun?

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Which one is you, Cluricaun?
    Scary thing is the one on the left looks like my Brother's best friend from HS and the one on the left looks like one of my best friends in the Navy. Threw me for a loop at first when I saw the picture.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sarahfeena View post
    Which one is you, Cluricaun?
    I'm inside the breifcase full of blow.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Things I would do if I was Pharaoh:

    1) Get a harem.
    2) Never wear pants again.
    3) Let the Jews go (for real).
    4) Grow a cool little Pharaoh beard.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Things I would do were I a dog:

    1. Fuck bitches
    2. Piss on stuff
    3. Eat stuff I found on the ground
    4. Sleep all the time
    5. Bite everyone


    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    You don't have to be a dog to do any of those things, Cluricaun.

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    I'm already a dog, in the George Clintonian sense.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Someone deleted our Coathanger Abortion seminar from the calendar? Who the fuck are these fundies running this fucking board?

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    Quote Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies View post
    Someone deleted our Coathanger Abortion seminar from the calendar? Who the fuck are these fundies running this fucking board?
    I'll check the logs. I don't have a clue why that one was.

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    Wasn't me - I'm pro-coathanger
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    I'm all for those new-fangled plastic contraptions for the aesthetics. but the old wire one is much better for the job at hand

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    Remember kids, just because someone tore down the flyer doesn't mean the event is cancelled.

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    Precisely, beebs. Today is coathanger day! Don't forget!
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    I'm all for those new-fangled plastic contraptions for the aesthetics. but the old wire one is much better for the job at hand
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Quote Originally posted by Sleeps w/Butterflies View post
    Someone deleted our Coathanger Abortion seminar from the calendar? Who the fuck are these fundies running this fucking board?
    What kind of haters would do such a thing (i deleted it).

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    AAHHHHHH

    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Oh wow, that's awesome, Zuul. Where did you even find it?

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    It was an illustration in this Cracked article. It's a great article, too, BTW. It's the 6 Most Frequently Quoted Bullshit Animal Facts.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Quote Originally posted by binks View post
    oh no screw you I am so hungry
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    oh no screw you
    oh my, yes please

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