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    Default Welcome to the Ferret House.

    Come on in and play but be warned, the Ferret Rules.

    Technically Hates is a "Sexy God Moderator" of the Ferret House: A Sexy God Moderator can edit posts and close and delete reports and can also view post details. Better than that, he's the hottest moderator on this forum. Seriously, I've seen the shit in person and I won't deny that I touched myself... a lot. - What Exit

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    This is where we go to take our pants off and think
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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    Yay! We love the ferret!
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    Give the ferret a stick to hit people with!

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    I used up all my sticks on fenny-giraffe.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    I heart ferret

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    It smells like ferret in here.

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    Whoa. The Ferret House is a very strange place.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    It's like the freaking Twilight Zone.
    I'm still swimming in harmony. I'm still dreaming of flight. I'm still lost in the waves night after night...

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    I'm kind of scared to touch anything.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    So there's a subforum of a subforum ...

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    I think we need another subforum.
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    So, when I go to the Ferret House, all of a sudden, I'm in a new theme. Was this intentional and can we stop it please?
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Who's dick do I have to suck to get me my own special shit?!

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler
    So, when I go to the Ferret House, all of a sudden, I'm in a new theme. Was this intentional and can we stop it please?
    It was intentional as this is suppose to be Hate's Domain and so different.

    BTW: It is the little use Maxthon style we have had from early on.

    This is just short term anyway.

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    Grr. Fine, I'll deal. But I won't be pleasant about it!
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by beebs
    Who's dick do I have to suck to get me my own special shit?!


    :smile:

    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler
    Grr. Fine, I'll deal. But I won't be pleasant about it!
    We need to let Hates have some say, I don't really like this style either, but I meant for it to be jarring and different without going to any work.

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    Quote Originally posted by Inner Stickler
    Grr. Fine, I'll deal. But I won't be pleasant about it!
    And this'll be different from normal...how?
    I'm still swimming in harmony. I'm still dreaming of flight. I'm still lost in the waves night after night...

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    I leave that question for the philosophers.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    this is the forum where you can do whatever you want because whose going to look for a forum inside another forum inside another forum

    that's right

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    You know, hatesfreedom doesn't seem to have time for this subsubforum anymore... probably due to pulls on his time IRL. I think we need to start thinking about transitioning it to someone else.

    Well, hell, hates just showed up while I was typing this, kind of killing the joke. Meh, I'll post it anyway.

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    For WKRP fans:


    Booger!

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    I feel like i'm trapped in one of those russian dolls.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    So this is where all the ferret fun is. Yee har! Let me at 'em!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Welcome?

    I see no tea.
    I see no fuzzy slippers.
    Hrmmp.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
    Glee 2009

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    Default Re: Welcome to the Ferret House.

    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Welcome?

    I see no tea.
    I see no fuzzy slippers.
    Hrmmp.
    I don't think ferrets are into gracious living, Jali!

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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Welcome?

    I see no tea.
    I see no fuzzy slippers.
    Hrmmp.


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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Welcome?

    I see no tea.
    I see no fuzzy slippers.
    Hrmmp.
    Well we have plenty of wood shavings. Look out don't step in that!
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Can we get the ferrets to eat some coffee beans, poop them them out, and we'll drink coffee made from the beans?

    Because that would be a special experience.

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    Quote Originally posted by CairoCarol
    Can we get the ferrets to eat some coffee beans, poop them them out, and we'll drink coffee made from the beans?

    Because that would be a special experience.
    I have a 36lbs Jack Russell terrier that would be happy to help. You do the bean picking, though.
    dogbutler-100% fact free!

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    Carol I hate to be the one to tell you. Well. Umm. Your coffee, it taste like shit.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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