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    Default Look at me! Look at me!

    Look, I'm not really sorry if I've offended some of you guise, because it's your prerogative to be offended, but as a person who doesn't define himself by his intelligence, and whose only stereotype to overcome, is that of an idiot, you all come across as a little factually obsessed, to my eyes.

    With regards to posting on topic, I'd have more respect for you if you boycotted that whole institution and still insisted on having the same respect as those who were maintaining a normal conversation.

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    I enjoy your work, OP.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    it is worthless to post on topic and is only necessary if you want your posts respected by the rest of the board

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    So, has anyone ever PROVEN that the earth is round? cause it feels pretty flat to me and I ws watching a programme that said some people believed it was flat and that makes a lot of sense. wouldn't we fall off if it was round?

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    Quote Originally posted by I am a troll View post
    So, has anyone ever PROVEN that the earth is round? cause it feels pretty flat to me and I ws watching a programme that said some people believed it was flat and that makes a lot of sense. wouldn't we fall off if it was round?
    Yep, me and my classmates proved it in 7th grade with some very simple tools. Though it turns out others had already proved it with both the same experiment and numerous others.

    I like your user name, simple and too the point.

    Ooh look butterflies.

    Do you like butterfly or flutterby better?

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    NOT THAT I'M AN ANTISEMITE OR ANYTHING, but Jews? Man, I hate them. Them and their stupid religion, which they take so much more literally and seriously than other religious people that don't offend me nearly as much.

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    See now that is just hateful. It would bother me too if you were real.

    Here I thought we could have some fun, buuttt Noooooo!

    You had to go all Nazi on us.

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    I heard they were involved in 9/11.

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    WOOSH, What Exit?

    Google search: "ivan astikov" +jews

    Search results: About 2,140 results (0.30 seconds)

    Shall I post the greatest hits?
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    Look, I went Belushi as I did not like my first reply. It was lowering the bar even more and I decided I would not sink down into the mud. So Thhyppth!

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    Q. How do you separate Jews and Money?
    A. With a crowbar.

    I think Sevastopol has caused far less conflict for this planet than Judaism, so I'm sticking up for him. Yes, as you might have guessed, I don't buy this "Chosen Ones" bollox either!

    Here's an idea - stop shouting "I'M A JEW!" everywhere you fucking go.

    Most of the planet's 6 billion population who are not one of the 20 million jews, are sick of hearing about your Jehovah-loving bollocks... well, I am anyway.

    If you are going to pick on Teh Jooz, there are far more recent crimes to accuse them of, if the history of their most representative organisation is anything to go by*.


    * Mossad, in case you are wondering. And if I die in an accident, it wasn't really one, I've just pissed off the wrong jew.

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    I'd like to discuss alien abduction and the resulting government conspiracies, but unless you read Fucking UFOs, How Do they Work? I'm just going to discount you as another brainless derbunker.

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    Fucking amateurs!

    If you really want a pop at me, here's the correct thread http://www.mellophant.com/forums/sho...434#post174434
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Fucking amateurs!

    If you really want a pop at me, here's the correct thread http://www.mellophant.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11156

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    Imitation is the highest form of flattery, I heard?
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    Satire is the most biting form of criticism, I heard?

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    As Juvenal said a long time ago, "It is difficult not to write satire."

    Well done for taking the easy route.
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    a tranny jew? it's more likely than you think

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    You don't see many tranny Hari Krishnas.
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    I think Zuul is using her position as the owner of this site and administrator unfairly to moderate the way she sees fit.

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    I expect her to have more integrity than to let that affect her judgement on this matter.
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    You have not read the rules lately have you?
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    It's bollocks that someone might not ignore hate speech. I bet Teh Jooz are behind this conspiracy to silence straight white men.

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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    I expect her to have more integrity than to let that affect her judgement on this matter.
    I expect her to laugh at the idea of taking your advice on board policy.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    I hear scientists only give us a 50/50 chance of surviving to the end of this century. Where's your god now.

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    I expect her to laugh at the idea of taking your advice on board policy.
    It sounds to me like you are saying Zuul is the type to take her ball home in a huff. I'm sure you don't really mean that, do you?
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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    We have a benevolent tyrant now not a wishy-washy admin.
    I welcome my benevolent tyrant overlord, and hope she is as merciful as she is tyrannical.
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    My retarded commentary is completely relevent and everybody here loves me. It's only the mods and an outspoken minority (97% of posters in any thread I'm in) who choose to harass me.

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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    It sounds to me like you are saying Zuul is the type to take her ball home in a huff. I'm sure you don't really mean that, do you?
    There is no rational way for you to reach the conclusion that's what I meant from what I said.

    Zuul: Does Not Care About Your Pain.
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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    There is no rational way for you to reach the conclusion that's what I meant from what I said.
    Erm...yes there is, if you take into context the comment I was replying to, which you were compelled to give your opinion on.


    You don't have to apologise; it'd mean little to me anyway.
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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom View post
    Where's your god now.
    Hoboken.

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    that terrifies me

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    "You should let hatesfreedom go cause he's really keen!"
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    it's so sad none of you are in my league when it comes to wits and charm.

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    No, what you are is a living breathing testament that at least one self-declared troll is allowed on here, albeit confined to a cage.
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    What are you talking about? They haven't confined you to the Cage yet!

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    I wouldn't know. There's little activity on the board elsewhere, so I've not been out of the Thunderdome since I got told off for shitting in Zuul's thread.
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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    No, what you are is a living breathing testament that at least one self-declared troll is allowed on here, albeit confined to a cage.
    What's your point? Did you not read the rules Jim just pasted?

    Don't be an obnoxious twit. If you're an entertaining twit, you may be suffered. Trolling, fighting outside of the Thunderdome, spamming, or doing anything to raise the cruel and random ire of the board's moderating team may lead to warnings, having posting access restricted to the Cage, or bannings.

    i am a troll = entertaining twit

    ivan astokov - obnoxious twit
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    Oh, fuck off with your obviously biased comparisons. If I'm not entertaining you, nobody is forcing you to read my posts.

    How entertaining do you think your Myrna The Snark Queen schtick is?
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    i dunno, this is the most interesting thing to happen on this board in months. and yah myrnalene is a pretty mean person.

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    I don't care anymore. I'm just going to run around this thread with my undies on my head and nothing else...well, besides my slippers.
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    The ivan astikov show
    Posts: 41
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    Look at me! Look at me!
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    I'm better at being you than you are.

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    hot damn, look at those maths

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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov View post
    How entertaining do you think your Myrna The Snark Queen schtick is?
    Look, I tried more than once to reason to you, to give you the benefit of the doubt in case you really didn't get why what you said was so misplaced. But you're apparently incapable of reflection (I should have known that from your responses to Tom and Panther and Rabbit but hey I'm a soft touch), so you're not worth any more of my time except as a lulzmine.
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    Quote Originally posted by hatesfreedom View post
    hot damn, look at those maths
    it's hard, being this smart.

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    My thread is losing impetus and has been overtaken in popularity by a mere wannabe. I and my legions of fans will not allow this to go unpunished when my plans for world domination are fulfilled.

    Be warned, you worthless scum and detritus of a thousand whore's shared bath.
    Myrna, you go your way, I'll go mine. I'm no more interested in your opinions than you are mine. And I certainly don't need your tips on reflection, you arrogant cow.
    Doubleposting yourself to try to boost your numbers? pff! admit your defeat.

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    Oh, so now I must be smart if you are still being me? Make your fucking mind up, silly troll.
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    obviously, I think I'm very smart.

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    Quote Originally posted by I am a troll View post
    Doubleposting yourself to try to boost your numbers? pff! admit your defeat.
    Look, I've given you plenty of free posts to add to your tally, stop your bitching. You're beginning to sound like Myrna.
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    Hi..I am new here and have just discovered that I am a troll. So I thought this thread seemed a good place to introduce myself.

    I'm an angry cat who, according to Wikapedia, conforms to the following definition:

    someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into a desired emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[2] In addition to the offending poster, the noun troll can also refer to the provocative message itself, as in "that was an excellent troll you posted". While the term troll and its associated action trolling are primarily associated with Internet discourse, media attention in recent years has made such labels highly subjective, with trolling being used to describe intentionally provocative actions outside of an online context. For example, recent media accounts have used the term troll to describe "a person who defaces internet tribute sites with the aim of causing grief to families.

    So I guess that's me.

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