Hello. You are a stinky poo-poo head. That is all.
I was bemused and hoping I could get more context before I decided I was offended. I tried to write something that could be seen as extending the joke or archingly dismissive in case context did arrive. I don't feel it did and award myself the failstamp for today.
Goddammit, that's what I should have written.
Couldn't be. It doesn't smell nearly enough like fish.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Now I know this is a second rate board. If this is the Insultbot we get. We insult each other better than this when we're just playing around.
God damn third rate trolls trying to prove their chops on a second rate board, how pathetic.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
I've been insulted by 'way smarter 'bots than you, asshole. Get lost. Sheesh.
Insult me then, you overrated, under-performing, AI-inspired piece of bot-shit! Don't hold back; I think I can take it.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
C'mon you fart gobbling, cum snorting piece of dried out crap. ...Insult ivan!
Come on, get me now while I'm vulnerable and in mourning for my loss of status as a Straightdope poster. Go on, I fucking dares ya!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Artificial Intelligences... pah! I eat 'em for breakfast and shit 'em out before dinner!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.