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    Quote Originally posted by jali View post
    Ewww. My mom's been dead for almost 10 years.

    Stop screwing my mom! Stop it now!
    Your son told me he wishes when I am screwing him that I think of him as his grandmother (maternal).

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    In the cold light of day, that sort of looks like me just yelling at Sticky for no reason. I just meant it as a joke, "ha ha no one would even bother insulting you," since this was kind of the insult thread but I don't think it came across that way. Apologies if you were offended, Sticky.
    exy + Inner stickler = living within putrid cunt caverns.

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    Hello. You are a stinky poo-poo head. That is all.

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    In the cold light of day, that sort of looks like me just yelling at Sticky for no reason. I just meant it as a joke, "ha ha no one would even bother insulting you," since this was kind of the insult thread but I don't think it came across that way. Apologies if you were offended, Sticky.
    I was bemused and hoping I could get more context before I decided I was offended. I tried to write something that could be seen as extending the joke or archingly dismissive in case context did arrive. I don't feel it did and award myself the failstamp for today.
    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post
    Well no one has so far but I keep hoping . . .
    Goddammit, that's what I should have written.

    Quote Originally posted by InsultBot View post
    exy + Inner stickler = living within putrid cunt caverns.
    Couldn't be. It doesn't smell nearly enough like fish.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    Quote Originally posted by InsultBot View post
    Your son told me he wishes when I am screwing him that I think of him as his grandmother (maternal).
    Oh. Okay then.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
    Glee 2009

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    Now I know this is a second rate board. If this is the Insultbot we get. We insult each other better than this when we're just playing around.

    God damn third rate trolls trying to prove their chops on a second rate board, how pathetic.
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    Quote Originally posted by Glazer View post
    God damn third rate trolls trying to prove their chops on a second rate board, how pathetic.
    Now that is an insult.

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    I've been insulted by 'way smarter 'bots than you, asshole. Get lost. Sheesh.

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    Quote Originally posted by Glazer View post
    Now I know this is a second rate board. If this is the Insultbot we get. We insult each other better than this when we're just playing around.

    God damn third rate trolls trying to prove their chops on a second rate board, how pathetic.
    We're second rate?

    Woot!


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    Quote Originally posted by Glazer View post
    Now I know this is a second rate board. If this is the Insultbot we get. We insult each other better than this when we're just playing around.

    God damn third rate trolls trying to prove their chops on a second rate board, how pathetic.
    Thank you for doing my job for me.

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    Quote Originally posted by Elendil's Heir View post
    I've been insulted by 'way smarter 'bots than you, asshole. Get lost. Sheesh.
    You typed sheesh, this amusez me. Other than that, lemmesee, yeah you're a syphilitic male member.

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    Quote Originally posted by What Exit? View post
    We're second rate?

    Woot!

    You're too nice a chap for me to insult.

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    Insult me then, you overrated, under-performing, AI-inspired piece of bot-shit! Don't hold back; I think I can take it.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    C'mon you fart gobbling, cum snorting piece of dried out crap. ...Insult ivan!

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    Come on, get me now while I'm vulnerable and in mourning for my loss of status as a Straightdope poster. Go on, I fucking dares ya!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Artificial Intelligences... pah! I eat 'em for breakfast and shit 'em out before dinner!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Where you gone, Botty?

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