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    Oliphaunt
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    Default Adults who chew gum with their mouths open ...

    ... should be summarily executed.

    That is all.

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    Ugh. Who would do that, other than an obnoxious character in a movie? Do they chew their food that way, too?

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    Let's not excuse children here. After all, the ones that aren't told not to grow up into adults that do it.
    Taumpy: Oh noes, you aren't a super powerful wave of destruction.
    Panther Squad: It's true! My scythe does not shorn the biomonsters in great swaths like it ought!

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    Anybody chewing gum
    Looks really, really, really dumb.
    Open-mouthed is always worse
    Which is why I wrote this little verse.
    Last edited by vison; 03 Jul 2010 at 07:59 PM.
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    Smack SmackUh, what you mean?Smack Smack Smack
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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    I just discovered experimentally that I can make that exact same horrible sound without gum at all, just using suction and my cheeks.

    So if we ever meet, Orual, don't annoy me, or I will smack smack smack smack smack until you go insane.

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    And to make it worse, when you ask them to stop, they sfuff the gum in their ocular orbit, but then pull it out and start chewing again as soon as they think you are no longer noticing, which is really gross when they pull the wrong thing out of their orbit.
    Last edited by Muffin; 04 Jul 2010 at 10:05 AM.

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    I have no problem with gum chewing, unless I see or hear your gum. Keep it to yourself, please.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    Ugh. Who would do that, other than an obnoxious character in a movie? Do they chew their food that way, too?
    Actually, yes he does. He chews food with the same *smack smack smack*.

    It is audible across the apartment and through closed doors. Some day I shall rip his tongue out.

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