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    aka ivan the not-quite-as-terrible ivan astikov's avatar
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    Default I bumped into Alan Titchmarsh down in the B&Q gardening dept.

    Or should I say, he bumped into me.

    He wasn't laughing after I'd left, let me tell you!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    MOON GIRL FIGHTS CRIME Myrnalene's avatar
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    I have no idea who that is but wow Titchmarsh is an epic name.
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    Alan Titchmarsh was a staple of British Gardening programmes for several years as well as writing several novels.

    I think Ivan is just jealous.
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    Looks as though Titchmarsh didn't go down without a fight, though. What did he do to your head, Ivan, go upside you with some gardening shears?
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    Last Thurs. and Saturday afternoon, I was in my first fights for over 11 years, both with the same guy. He doesn't want to go into a third round after realising he couldn't use me as a punchbag.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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