Dear Iron Man:
How are you? I am fine. I see the DisMarvStanLee universe is expanding at an inflated-over-advertised-over-commercial-endorsed-in-the-movie rate.
Lemme get some shit straight Iron Man:
Iron Man is such a tough name! Like periodic charts and shit. IRON!!
Is your suit made of Iron? Is that why you are Iron Man? Iron rusts. Iron is heavy and not suited for flight material. Iron has tensile properties that will cause fatigue and loss of tensile-strength when subjected to heat caused by above-mach flight at sea level, and its sudden cooling at sea level.
I think you are a fake. You are as shitty-cheap as that country song that is a remake of "Life in a Northern Town".
IIRC, Tony retired before Secert Wars. Dude is black.
Dude, I knew Iron Man, Iron Man was my friend, and you sir are not Iron Man.