Holy motherfucking SHIT!
WHAT IS THIS POISON IVY BULLSHIT?
Sweet motherfucking Christ! Why? WHY????
I grew up in the woods like a fucking woodchuck and shit, I WAS GENETICALLY IMMUNE FOR YEARS!!!
Boot Camp? I 've had harder vacations.
Going cold turkey after a pack-a-day for 20+? Child's play.
But this shit, dude, I got 6 tiny blisters in a 1/2" line by my ankle. Sox rubs against it, shoe rubs against it, hot water flows over it in the shower, AND THE SHIT GOES OFF LIKE I GOTTA SCRATCH OR DIE!.
I stay away from scratching during the day, about 99% of the time, but I have been waking up in bed, digging at it like I was diggin' a hole and shit.
Lord why?