I'm not talking about the cost of a Manhattan at the W hotel lobby bar($17! You bastards!), I'm talking about things that I buy at the store that are stupidly overpriced for what they are. Things like Red Bull. It's a tiny can and there really can't be much more in price inside that can than there is in the store brand sodas that cost $.25, but still I drink it at $3.50 a pop. Why isn't there someone whupping Red Bull ass with their same-but-different $.50 a can energy drink? Why do I pay so much for something that tastes like concentrated hobo urine?
Then in the iced tea thread I mentioned margaritas, which got me wanting one. Which got me to remembering that we're out of margarita mix. Which got me to remembering that it makes me insanely angry that it costs like $5 for enough mix to make maybe three decent sized margaritas, which is why we're out of it. Why the hell does it cost so much money, there's nothing of cost inside that stupid bottle, it's fucking citric acid, sugar, coloring and water. And why does it come in such tiny stupid bottles? I want enough to be able to make a bunch of margaritas without having to drop the price of the bottle of tequila on mixer. Sell me a damned barrel of margarita mix and make it cheap as it should be.
Finally I feel like yelling about Guinness. Let's drop the charade here lads. Shit is brewed in Canada by Labatts, which by name sells for at least $3 a sixer less than the Guinness does. It's barely imported. It's not Irish at all, it's not from Ireland and it's retarded that it costs $9 for a four banger of tall shitty cans or $9 of the Extra Stout in bottles when you can find it. Knock that off.
I am pointedly not mentioning Corona, which my dear love drinks, which is nothing more than Miller High Life in a fancy bottle and is tied with Red Stripe for being the most over priced beer on earth for what you're actually getting.
This didn't start out as a rant, but I'm ranting now. :Shake: