I just realized this while posting in the Hot Pockets thread.
Cats don't know what the hell Salmon and tuna taste like. We do, but
they don't. So why does cat food come in flavors like salmon, tuna, chicken, and...cheese?
Likewise, are dogs, naturally, really into lamb and turkey?
So, just suggesting here. Cat food flavors cats might really want:
Creamy Gerbil
Chunky Sparrow
Possum Leavings
And for dogs:
Fresh Vomit
Dirty Plate
Crap Under the Sink
Dead Cat
Just a note: They don't do this with fish food. Fish food is whatever it is. Blood worms, daphnia, flake crap.
I feel better now.