I could not make up something this insane, even if I was drunk. Biiiiig ass screen cap here.
So ladies be warned: don't buy makeup from Revs or terrifel. They are MEN and they are in FLORIDA.Originally posted by Crazy LJ Lady
I could not make up something this insane, even if I was drunk. Biiiiig ass screen cap here.
So ladies be warned: don't buy makeup from Revs or terrifel. They are MEN and they are in FLORIDA.Originally posted by Crazy LJ Lady
I can picture this woman in my head perfectly. She's between 45 and 60, she's white, her primary e-mail address ends with "@earthlink.net," and she wears Avon. Or wants to.
I hate my own elitism sometimes.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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I wonder what the bank actually said to her? Because I guarantee it wasn't, "Oh, we refuse to allow our customers to do business with people in Florida because they're all scam artists."
I have to admit, I can see some of where she's coming from. ISTM that make-up, like other grooming issues, is going to be an intensely personal thing for a lot of people. And some fraction of the public is not going to be comfortable getting grooming products, or suggestions, from someone who isn't the same gender as them. Look at the resistance so many men have towards unisex hair salons. It's not just a male or female attitude.
Having said all that - to think that any company with more than about 10 employees can be successfully segregated to just one gender is batshit insane.
No, it's true. We are a bunch of criminals down here.
Wanna buy some eyeshadow, or maybe a nice car stereo?
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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All I know is, I've gotten some great cosmetic advice from men working at MAC counters, and Kevyn Aucoin's books!
Oh, also, I just went to the Wikipedia page on Avon, so now I also know that she's kinda clueless about the role of men in the Avon-verse.
This is Oklahoma we're talking about. You can pretty much believe anything you hear about Oklahoma.
Everyone in Oklahoma rides giant monitor lizards to work. Sure, I buy it!
It's legal to set women under the age of 14 on fire in Oklahoma. Probably true!
Black people in Oklahoma have to sing "Old Man River" on request to anyone who asks them. I've heard that!
Middle aged women in Oklahoma think it's attractive to smear Avon makeup all over themselves. You heard it here first!
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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This is indeed a scandal. Alas, it is undeniable that Florida has been associated with fraud and gullibility ever since its discovery by a dim Spaniard looking for a magic fountain. From that inauspicious beginning, Florida has been a reliable haven for pirates, smugglers, Scientologists, dodgy real estate deals, legislative corruption, and Walt Disney. Sadly, the many honest citizens of Florida, such as Revs and myself, suffer most from these unscrupulous activities. Small wonder that the banking industry has written Florida off as a lost cause.
However, by fortuitous coincidence, I myself have recently opened a bank to address just this problem. By keeping your money in my bank, it will be instantly available if you ever need to do business in Florida. This happens all the time. What happens if the children are kidnapped, and the ransom has to be sent to Florida? Is it really worth taking the chance? PM me with your credit card information right now to open an account! Or deposit your cash directly to:
TerrBank
c/o Integrity Partners Financial Safety Unlimited
P.O. Box 12
Cassadaga, FL
NOTE: Checks must be made payable to "MicroWater Holistic Wellness Supply"
Ah ha ha ha ha . . .Originally posted by Cluricaun
You're wrong. Her ONLY email addy ends with aol.com.
This is Okie we're talking here. But you are correct in all other essentials. I would also add that she wears "coordinating outfits" that feature butterflies, birdhouses or kittens on the front (applique or knit or the dreaded puffy paint kind).
And she watches Paula Dean and writes down her recipes.
I wasn't sure what a Peter Pan collar was so I did a Google image search.
Somehow, I wouldn't have believed there were really grown women walking around in public wearing such things if it hadn't been for this picture:
This is...fashionable in some circles, I take it?
Peter Pan collars are adorable-if you are under 12. And that young woman actually can rock that collar better than some I've seen....
Not my first choice. Not my last. Not my anything...