Beck, but they would both end up dead.
I credit Beck's ability to alter reality, thus confusing the poor predator.
Billy Joel or John McCain?
Beck, but they would both end up dead.
I credit Beck's ability to alter reality, thus confusing the poor predator.
Billy Joel or John McCain?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Bush vs. Reagan: Babs, by vicious knockout. She's (a) big boned, (b) born in Queens and (c) living in Texas. Total beatdown advantage over the slim, demure Mrs. Reagan, who would "just say yes" to an I.V. drip of morphine for days afterwards.
Billy vs. McCain: Billy. He's a former prizefighter and McCain would die in a stiff breeze. too much tread off the tires for the Maverick.
Stephenie Meyer vs. Charles Bukowski.
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Buffy. And it won't matter if there's mud or hot oil, because the fight largely consists of Buffy going "Ow! Ow! Stop hurting ow! Stop owie owie ow!!!! Okay, I'm sorry for whatever I did!"Originally posted by Taumpy
Then Willow comes along and either murders Xena for harming Buffy, or has sex with Xena. Possibly both.
Zeus or Odin?
"Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." (Chesterton)
Zeus gets distracted by Freyja's ... assets, Odin stabs him entirely to death.
Then Geri and Freki eat his innards while Huginn and Munnin poke out his eyes.
Loki or Coyote?
While Loki and Coyote were settling the nature of their competition Krishna and Iktome came up and stuffed them both into sacks, and sent them to the Elysian Fields for a short vacation.
Chang and Eng Bunker vs. Millie and Christine McCoy
I'm not convinced Freyja has anything that Hera, Rhea, Demeter, Persephone, Aphrodite, Metis, Leda, Europa, Leto, Semela, and Danae don't. Z's seen it all.
Besides, Olympians can't be killed. They can be castrated, blinded, crippled, and otherwise robbed of all the pleasure of life, but death's sweet embrace is forever denied them.
Clearly Loki. He's only a weakling compared to Thor, as the people of Haiti, China, and Chile can attest.Loki or Coyote?
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"Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." (Chesterton)
You really think that stops him from looking every chance he gets?
So he can get gnawed on by wolves and ravens for ever and ever! Yay!
Chang and Eng crush the competition. Looks like Millie and Christine were consumptive. Poor things.
Angel (not Angelus!) or Bill the Vampire?
Angel; I don't think I could bear to listen to that terrible accent all day. Plus, he seems to take himself way too seriously. Also, also, I never intend to let my man ever enjoy a perfect moment of happiness because he might get too comfortable.
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
Inspector Gadget or Maxwell Smart?
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Maxwell Smart, mainly because Agent 99 trumps Penny.
Don Draper or Ward Cleaver?
Nancy was plucky, Barbara awkward. Nancy.
Bill Clinton or Al Gore?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Clinton, easy.
Dracula or Frankenstein's monster?
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Actually I am going to give this to Cleaver. Draper is a deserter, clearly a lover and not a fighter, in one fight was cold-cocked on one punch from a shorter older man. I just have to assume Cleaver is made of slightly sterner stuff.
Tough one, book Monster was actually smarter than the ravenous horror known as Dracula in the book and probably nearly as strong. The monster could operate day or night and if given any chance at all could destroy the vampire.
Movie Frankenstein's monsters are mostly a dumb monster and movie Draculas are usually clever and cagey and would burn the Monster to death or set minions to take him out.
John Lennon vs. Mick Jagger (in their primes, let's say 1964)
Jagger. Pretty sure Lennon's idea of working out was limited to lifting a joint of moving a pen.
Jagger or Richards?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Well actually Jagger went to the better schools and Lennon was actually a bit of a street tough. I would have bet on John.
Jagger vs. Richards: I'm not sure either is capable of a fight but as Richards is actually undead, I would bet on him surviving the fight. As you know, after a nuclear or Zombie apocalypse the only things left will be rats, roaches and Keith Richards.
Ozzie vs. Alice Cooper
Ozzie. Alice is a tee-totalling, golf-playing Christian. Ozzie is, well, nutters.
Ozzie or Keith Richards
Keith.
Paul McCartney or Leon Redbone?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Well Leon Redbone might actually be Andy Kaufman as we know. We also know Andy Kaufman was a renown wrestler. This would seem to give Leon the edge. However Paul was the Walrus and I don't think a wrestler could beat a were-walrus. I vote for Paul.
Now on the other hand Andy Kaufman is suppose to be dead so being undead might be an advantage but then Paul is also suppose to be dead so I guess that cancels out.
Nikola Tesla vs Tom Edison
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It depends on how the battle is going to be carried out. If it's in public opinion and wealth, Edison wins hands down. He was a ruthless businessman while Tesla was a foreign kook. However, if they were going to go head to head and were able to use their personally created technology against one another Tesla would win.
I know he had those death rays hidden somewhere. I just know it!
George Washington vs. John F. Kennedy
Puh-lease. This has got to be a no brainer. George Washington. Hands down. He lost battles (not many of them) but he was never accidentally run over by the very sort of units he was supposed to be patrolling for.
Antonio López de Santa Anna vs. José Doroteo Arango Arámbula (Pancho Villa)
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Yeah, I would have gone with Washington as well. After all, he was six foot twenty and made of radiation.
One-on-one, I'm going with Pancho Villa.
Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus vs. Marcus Antonius (sans armies)
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Marcus Antonius. Augustus was a good general and a very canny man, but Antonius had more experience.
King Kong vs. Mighty Joe Young
I think Hong Kong would win that one.
A smurf or a leprechaun?
Leprechauns are bad-ass little fuckers. I'm going Irish here.
The Green Giant or Captain America?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
A Leprechaun would make short work of a smurf and there would be much rejoicing.
Santa Claus vs. The Easter Bunny.
Santa Clause, assuming that the Easter Bunny is a hyperintelligent rabbit rather than a six foot tall anthropomorphic monstrosity.
Loki vs. Set
Teh Bunny. Mixamytosis vs. heart disease? Hmmm....
Sarah Palin vs. a neuron.
I'll bet on Loki, a Trickster usually wins most battles. Set is just too old fashion and too stone age for someone like Loki.
Mickey Mouse vs. Jerry Mouse vs. Itchy mouse
Jerry. Mickey is nice and Itchy is violent, but Jerry is a friggin' genius when it comes to battle. Sun Tzu took notes from him.
Sylvester the Cat vs. Tom the Cat
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
You have obviously never seen bad-ass Mickey from the Kingdom Hearts games.
Sylvester, more genius when it comes to traps, although it is likely to degenerate into an ongoing fight between the pair with Jerry Mouse and Tweety Bird handing out more and more elaborate ways of doing damage to the other cat.
Daleks vs Borg
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Borg: Because they can climb stairs.
Sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads vs. cyborg ferrets.
Time for the Borg to hide behind the sofa again.Borg: Because they can climb stairs.
Gotta go with the cyborg ferrets. No reason, they just sound cooler.
Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Steve Jobs, as he has been turning himself into a killer cyborg for years now.
Paula Deen vs. Sandra Lee
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Paula Deen, those nice little Southern ladies fight dirty. Also Sandra will be too drunk to put up much resistance.
Helen Mirren or Ian McKellin?
Helen Mirren with ease. She's fit and in her training she has mastered 7 ways to kill a man.
Back to the inspiration for the thread: Bugs Bunny vs. Warner Brothers.
Bugs Bunny. He's basically a god in rabbit form.
Merlin vs. Dumbledore
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Dumbledore, but only because I imagine Merlin operates in Celtic traditions and probably requires a bit more cauldron boiling and rare ingredients than a gesture of a wand to summon, say, a lightning bolt from the sky.
Randy vs. Tito (Jackson)
comcast guy - m4m - 18 (nb)
seem like we had that connection when we looked at each other
you had a blue shirt on nice asss,dought you will see this but dosnt hurt to try, but id love to play with you. tell me what you where fixing, or the street name,or describe me.
On Bugs Bunny, you are of course correct, the Warner Brothers wish they were Bugs. In addition Bugs Bunny was so badassed that the marines inducted him as a private and at the end of the war he was honorably discharged as a Master Sergeant. And by war I of course mean WWII the most badassed war.
Merlin, Dumbledore was a buffoon.
Doctor Who vs. Sauron?
Bonus one from Stand By Me: Mighty Mouse vs. Superman.
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Pssht, easy. The Doctor. He might die and regenerate, but he will win in the end. It's kind of his thing.
Charlotte Bronte vs. Anne Bronte vs. Emily Bronte
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Charlotte, no doubt. The other two even more sickly and consumption-ridden.
Jane Austen or Lewis Carroll?
Jane Austen. Between his slight build, knee injury, a chronically weak chest, and physical awkwardness I don't see Lewis Carroll standing a chance.
Homer vs. Virgil
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Virgil. He goes whereever he wants in Hell. You don't get that kind of freedom of movement without having a pair the size of cannonballs.
Hyman Rickover vs. Alexander Graham Bell.
Alexander Graham Bell. He looks tough.
Rudolph vs. the Christmas Goat
Huh. There really is a Christmas goat.
My money is on Rudolph. Goats are mean, but a reindeer is a much larger animal.
David Bowie vs. Bing Crosby, circa 1977.
Er. Seeing as how Crosby died in 1977, I'm going with Bowie.
Hunter S. Thompson vs. Ernest Hemingway
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Hemingway in his prime easily wins over Hunter in his prime. I think Hemingway very drunk still beats Thompson very drunk but not as sure.
Katherine Hepburn vs. Grace Kelly (in their primes)(Both played Tracy Lord)
Nancy was feisty...but Barbara has mass on her side. Going with Reagan...credit her quickness.
Cher or Lady Gaga?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Cher. Lady Gaga just doesn't have enough to her. I think she'd break like a twig.
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