Jill Sobule. Experience and wit over youth and naivete.
Sarah Palin vs. Eva Peron?
Jill Sobule. Experience and wit over youth and naivete.
Sarah Palin vs. Eva Peron?
I really dislike Palin but I am guessing she could take Eva hand to hand and I am sure she could take her out by rifle with scope.
Arthur Dent vs. a Bulldozer?
Well, we know how that ends. Dent wins, but then, he's so easily distracted, isn't he?
Tina Fey v. Sarah Palin.
Hmm. Probably Palin. She's pretty fit and willing to kill.
Spider Man or Captain America?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Spidey, he's a New Yorker, younger and simultaneously nerdier and cooler. Always bet on a New Yorker.
Chevy Chase vs. Cheech
Chevy. He was fit at some point.
Oprah or Sally Struthers?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Oprah. Sally is just annoying.
Lady Gaga or Ke$ha?
Ke$sha. It just doesn't look like there's much to Gaga, and Ke$sha seems mean.
Hugh Hefner vs. Larry Flynt
Hugh. Hugh was (is?) pretty fit.
Mr. T or Under Dog?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I pity da fool what takes on Mr. T! A drug-addicted pooch is no match for him.
Tron or Neo?
Neo, on account of the writers pulling a new ability out of their asses any time they feel like it.
Theodore Roosevelt vs. T-Rex
Theodore Rex beats Tyrannosaurus Rex through use of his elite hunting skills of course and being just plain tougher.
He would then stuff it and donate it to a major museum of course. Most likely the American Museum of Natural History in NYC or the Smithsonian.
Dr. House (House) or Dr. Percival "Perry" Ulysses Cox (Scrubs)?
Perry Cox. He'd yank the cane and beat House to death with it while calling him Sally. House would get some choice insults in, though.
Barney Rubble vs. The Cocoa Puffs bird
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I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
I'll take the scrappy Barney over the manic sugar-addled bird every time.
Aretha Franklin or Dick Chenney?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Aretha would blast his eardrums while demanding R.E.S.P.E.C.T. from the biggest Dick ever and then beat him silly while he was dazed and I would pay good money to see this.
A John Wayne Western Character vs. a Clint Eastwood Western Character?
Probably Clint. Wayne's characters too often have a drinking problem.
Lisa Murkowski or Henry Waxman?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
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