Are you listening, earthquakes? Yeah? WELL FUCK YOU. I see how it is. You always avoid me. Every time you come through the state you totally skirt around my town, so I never have a chance to feel you. And the rare times you DO come to my town you always make sure it's when I'm otherwise occupied.
Well I'm SICK OF YOUR CRAP, seismic activity. I'm going to go stand in fucking Parkfield until I feel one of you bastards. How do you like them apples?