[Originality, please people, we ALL like our women ground up in the freezer. Don't need to remind us]
I like my women how I like my coffee - full of shit.
I like my women how I like my coffee - increasing my risk of heart attack
I like my women how I like my Klein bottles - completely up themselves
I like my women how I like my temperature gradients - cool, but hot.
I like my vampires how I like my concrete - tough, durable, and unsparkly.
I like my food how I like my Middle Eastern nations - too much oil for its own good.
I like my fellow soldiers how I like my Exy - always watching my back