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    Content Generator AllWalker's avatar
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    Default I like my <blank> how I like my <blank>

    [Originality, please people, we ALL like our women ground up in the freezer. Don't need to remind us]

    I like my women how I like my coffee - full of shit.

    I like my women how I like my coffee - increasing my risk of heart attack

    I like my women how I like my Klein bottles - completely up themselves

    I like my women how I like my temperature gradients - cool, but hot.

    I like my vampires how I like my concrete - tough, durable, and unsparkly.

    I like my food how I like my Middle Eastern nations - too much oil for its own good.

    I like my fellow soldiers how I like my Exy - always watching my back
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old.
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

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    Quote Originally posted by OneCentStamp View post
    I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old.
    On facebook are ya?

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    I like my coffee how I like my women: lukewarm and bitter
    Taumpy: Oh noes, you aren't a super powerful wave of destruction.
    Panther Squad: It's true! My scythe does not shorn the biomonsters in great swaths like it ought!

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    I like my coffee like I like my men: strong and pure.

    Sophmoric Existentialist

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    my god, he's full of stars... OneCentStamp's avatar
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    I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, sweet, and white.


















    That's a joke. I actually take mine black. My coffee, I mean.
    "You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."

    find me at Goodreads

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    Quote Originally posted by OneCentStamp View post
    I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old.
    And mixed up with coke.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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