"...we need to find a bucket."
The situation's bad if it starts with the words...
"...we need to find a bucket."
It's worse, if you hear:
"... I just stepped in the bucket."
"...sure, I'm on the pill."
"... Oh, don't worry: My doctor says those don't mean anything."
"...is it supposed to be that color?"
"We'll be fine, as long as the train is running as late as it usually does."
"I just hope we don't get pulled over."
"...Let me do the talking."
"Which ID looks better to you?"
"Sure, I'm eighteen!"
"...Hey, toss me that acid, will you?"
"Nah, I doubt it's loaded. Pull the trigger."
"...Is it supposed to make that much smoke?"
"...here you hold this."
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
"I saw this in a movie once."
"Hey, it worked for Indy!"
"...trust me I know what I'm doing."
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
"I dare you to...."
"Do you think this is safe to eat?"
"... We're in a strange city, can't speak the language, and the docks are the worst part of most cities. There's only one thing to do: Let's get shitfaced drunk!"
"Hit me as hard as you can!"
Well it's easy to pick out who the sailors are.Originally posted by OtakuLoki
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
And I didn't even break out:
".... this is no shit..."
"...are you sure this is legal?"
"Don't worry. No one will ever see these pictures."
"This whole 'serial killer on the loose' thing makes me really...horny."
"Let's split up to look for this maniac - we'll cover more ground that way."
"Oh, whew! It was only a cat. I'm safe."
"..leopards make for great pets."
I've got it all figured out.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
"Okay, bend over while I get the firecracker!"
"There's just one little, minor, inconsequential bug to be worked out..."
"Oh, hey, neat. Nikola Tesla's death ray plans."
"What does this do?"
Ya got a plunger?
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
"Oh, you wanna bet I can't? Here, hold my beer..."
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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"...nobody will ever know."
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
"... Wow. What were the odds of that happening?"
"Oops, I forgot my wallet. You stay here while I go get it."
Hey guys! Watch this!
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
"I triple double dare you."
"You better go get your camera!"
"Aw, look at the cute widdle bear."
"I just want to pose them with the lions..."
"Animal testing is wrong, so we're going to release all of the monkeys in downtown Chicago."
Dude, I swear, I had no idea she was a guy.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
"I'm sorry I hit on your girlfriend. Wanna hug?"
Ya aint from 'round here. Are ya?
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
"We don't cotton ta yer kind 'round here boy!"
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
"Sir, I just have to tell you, your daughter has an amazing ass."
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