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    Default THE JAMES FORRESTAL HAYT THREAD

    I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOUR SYPHILITIC MOTHER MIGHT HAVE EARNED HER WAY OUT OF HELL HAD SHE BUT SMOTHERED YOU THE DAY YOU WERE BORN.

    I'M GOING TO DIG UP YOUR REMAINS AND GRIND THEM INTO DUST AND TURN THEM INTO PORCELAIN SO I CAN HAVE THE PLEASURE OF PISSING ON YOU EVERY DAY.

    I HOPE THE SHIP THEY NAMED AFTER YOU GETS DESTROYED BY A WHIRLPOOL AND YOUR CURSED DESCENDENTS GROW FACIAL TUMORS AND YOUR FATHER COMES BACK FROM THE GRAVE JUST SO HE CAN APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR EXISTENCE.

    YOUR HAIRCUT WAS UNFLATTERING.

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    ...who?

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    Good grief!

    The dyspeptic irritation I felt about this has been taken from me by someone with the full zeal of a convert!

    I have the power to create hate. It is awesome!

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    ...who?
    I'm not sure either.

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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    ...who?


    SOME SECRETARY OF THE NAVY I GUESS I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE SHOUTING.
    everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel

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    If you're interested: James Forrestal

    Aside from the carrier named for him, I'd say that the majority of his claim to fame (rightly or wrongly) is the manner of his death, and the various conspiracy theories that have grown up around it.

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    Oh. Well. FUCKER.

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    Quote Originally posted by Myrnalene View post
    LOOK AT THOSE WEE BEADY EYES.

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    Quote Originally posted by Wikipedia
    Forrestal went to work as a bond salesman for William A. Read and Company (later renamed Dillon, Read & Co.) in 1916 and remained there until 1940, except for his service during World War I. He became a partner (1923), vice-president (1926), and president of the company (1937).
    GOD THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY.

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    In 1947, President Harry S. Truman appointed him the first United States Secretary of Defense. Forrestal continued to advocate for complete racial integration of the services, a policy eventually implemented in 1949.
    CLEARLY A BASTARD. :Shake:
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    Uh OK. I am missing the joke right? Forrestal was a good man to the best on my knowledge. He tried to prevent the hijacking of American Military policy by the Air Force. As Myrna posted he fought for racial integration of the services.

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    LOKI STARTED IT

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    Quote Originally posted by Exy View post

    YOUR HAIRCUT WAS UNFLATTERING.
    I'm appending this to the end of every insult I ever throw again.
    I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.

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    James Forrestal may have been many things, soldier, leader, father, but most importantly James had a deep abiding love for the hunting of albino children. His plush mansion aboard the aircraft carrier Nimitz would often hold host to the feebled cries of parents watching their childrens flesh being slowly carved away for stew. The Admirality knew perfectly well what horrors were transpiring with James, but they cared not for they also were infected with the same mad hunger for child flesh! Only one man knew, Teddy 'The Bulldog' Roosevelt back from hiding in the Bronx for the last thousand years from a time when America was still young and England and France hadn't even been formed. This is all true from what I've seen in my travels.

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    He also believed there was a threat to the world from aircraft of unknown origin. http://keyholepublishing.com/Death%2...0Forrestal.htm

    What a fucking nutjob. Fancy having a man like that in a position of authority!
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    Teddy "The Bulldog" Roosevelt, picture taken in 2007 in The Bronx, NY

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    I saw Teddy at a 7-11 once. He was buying a hot dog and a Slurpee.

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    Look, I'm sure you guys think you're being all funny and stuff here but the fact is that James Forrestal raped kittens while pouring ketchup on their heads.













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    Quote Originally posted by Zuul View post
    I saw Teddy at a 7-11 once. He was buying a hot dog and a Slurpee.
    From Elvis.
    Political correctness will be the death of our country.

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    I think this HAYT thread is lacking the juice for a "Thundering", so I'm going to try and ruin Exy's thread even more by raising the mystery of why a suicidal man wanted to leave his body hanging by the neck outside a window 16 storeys up? Nutters aren't usually thorough enough to have a "fall back" plan - ie. dropping 16 floors onto concrete - when their ability to tie knots suddenly deteriorates.

    Any thoughts?

    Seems to me, if there was no coercion involved, that he wanted his body to be seen in such a state?
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    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    He was a Navy man. His knots where not in question?
    Welcome to Mellophant.

    We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.

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