I HATE YOU SO MUCH! YOUR SYPHILITIC MOTHER MIGHT HAVE EARNED HER WAY OUT OF HELL HAD SHE BUT SMOTHERED YOU THE DAY YOU WERE BORN.
I'M GOING TO DIG UP YOUR REMAINS AND GRIND THEM INTO DUST AND TURN THEM INTO PORCELAIN SO I CAN HAVE THE PLEASURE OF PISSING ON YOU EVERY DAY.
I HOPE THE SHIP THEY NAMED AFTER YOU GETS DESTROYED BY A WHIRLPOOL AND YOUR CURSED DESCENDENTS GROW FACIAL TUMORS AND YOUR FATHER COMES BACK FROM THE GRAVE JUST SO HE CAN APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR EXISTENCE.
YOUR HAIRCUT WAS UNFLATTERING.