American Family Association: you've got to be kidding me.

[Taumpy]

Generally I don't pay much attention to whatever the AFA is peddling, but I came across this gem of an article today...

Homosexual Agenda or the Constitution: take your pick because you can't have both

The gist of the article is that repealing Don't Ask, Don't Tell is suppressing Christians' rights, which is really just their normal garbage. This quote, though, caught my eye:

The days of Dred Scott have returned. Christians now are the ones are being confined on the plantation, and warned about being too uppity.

Really? REALLY? That has got to be a joke, right? Please tell me you guys are going to reveal that all this time you've been doing "crazies with nutty ideas" performance art or something, because there can't really be anyone that actually believes that nonsense.

But no, you're right. The gays serving openly means that Christians are being suppressed and held to second class citizenship. Also, it's not fucked up to compare yourselves to slaves. Not at all.

:Shake:

[What Exit?]

Well you are missing the obvious point that "Good Christian" cannot serve with openly gay people and so it makes them second class citizens without the right to join our armed forces. Really how can you not follow this simple logic?

Stop oppressing the Christians you Gays. What's next, making fun of the way they dress and their brow-ridges?

[OtakuLoki]

Dear AFA, Phred called. He wants his rant back.



Fuck you assholes for even going this far to agree with that maniac's agenda.

[Zuul]

What right is being trampled on there? The right to stone homosexuals to death?

[Oliveloaf]

This feels like Focus on the Family spew.

Don't know much about the AFA, but it seems about as loving and Christian as FotF.

[Taumpy]

What right is being trampled on there? The right to stone homosexuals to death?

The argument, as I understand it, is that giving gays more rights will lead to Christians being unable to be unapologetic bigots, and that of course is a clear violation of their first amendment rights.

Naturally, you know what comes next. Christian internment camps run by the evil homo overlords.

[OtakuLoki]

And then! Gender realignment therapy will be mandated for all straight Christians to make them gay, too!

[Marsilia]

Dear AFA,

Stop "helping."

No Thanks,

Me.

[Exy]

The natural end of the gay agenda will be enforced homosexuality on the part of Christians.

I call James Dobson. Just look at this stud:

[Myrnalene]

The natural end of the gay agenda will be enforced homosexuality on the part of Christians.

I really think that fear of this is the root cause of a lot of anti-homosexual prejudice. And IME it's always the ugliest straight men who pull out the ridiculous "what if I drop the soap in the shower!? " type scenarios.

James Dobson - no one wants your butt. Fucking relax.

[Jaglavak]

Christians are being suppressed and held to second class citizenship.

As they should be.

[hatesfreedom]

Masterful troll AFA, it's ridiculous to both sides

[vison]

The natural end of the gay agenda will be enforced homosexuality on the part of Christians.

I call James Dobson. Just look at this stud:

Yeah. Why do those guys all look like that?

I'll tell you why: they breed them at farms in Colorado.

I know this is true because - well, it's obvious, isn't it?

The hair, the glasses, the smarmy smile, the tilt of the head, the blue suit.

A dead giveaway to the Secret Christian Overlord Ranch/Orchard.

[eleanorigby]

Naturally, you know what comes next. Christian internment camps run by the evil homo overlords.

Where the "Christians" will all be bottoms.